Bernard Morris

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Bernard Morris
Baby Shark needs his independence in this moving song for kids, to the tune of t...
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Oh Baby Shark

An alien shark comes down to planet Earth from out of the cosmic dark in this ex...
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Alien Shark

How can soldiers go to war? E I E I O
What are they all fighting for? E I E I O
No more war!
No more war!
We are sick of all this war!
How can soldiers go to war? E I E I O

Why do they obey the rules? E I E I O
Don’t they know that they are fools? E I E I O
No more war!
No more war!
We are sick of all this war!
Why do they obey the rules? E I E I O

If no soldiers ever fought E I E I O
No more weapons would be bought E I E I O
No more war!
No more war!
We are sick of all this war!
If no soldiers ever fought E I E I O

If you soldiers did not fight E I E I O
This old world would be all right E I E I O
No more war!
No more War!
We are sick of all this war!
If you soldiers did not fight E I E I O

Do not take a life away E I E I O
Let them live another day E I E I O
No more war!
No more war!
We are sick of all this war!
Do not take a life away E I E I O

Wrap a flag around both sides E I E I O
We must hear no more war cries E I E I O
No more war!
No more war!
We are sick of all this war!
Wrap a flag around both sides E I E I O

All this war we’ve had enough E I E I O
All we want is peace and love E I E I O
No more war!
No more war!
We are sick of all this war!
All this war we’ve had enough E I E I O

No More War


Latest Uploads

Baby Shark needs his independence in this moving song for kids, to the tune of t...
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Oh Baby Shark

An alien shark comes down to planet Earth from out of the cosmic dark in this ex...
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Alien Shark

How can soldiers go to war? E I E I O
What are they all fighting for? E I E I O
No more war!
No more war!
We are sick of all this war!
How can soldiers go to war? E I E I O

Why do they obey the rules? E I E I O
Don’t they know that they are fools? E I E I O
No more war!
No more war!
We are sick of all this war!
Why do they obey the rules? E I E I O

If no soldiers ever fought E I E I O
No more weapons would be bought E I E I O
No more war!
No more war!
We are sick of all this war!
If no soldiers ever fought E I E I O

If you soldiers did not fight E I E I O
This old world would be all right E I E I O
No more war!
No more War!
We are sick of all this war!
If you soldiers did not fight E I E I O

Do not take a life away E I E I O
Let them live another day E I E I O
No more war!
No more war!
We are sick of all this war!
Do not take a life away E I E I O

Wrap a flag around both sides E I E I O
We must hear no more war cries E I E I O
No more war!
No more war!
We are sick of all this war!
Wrap a flag around both sides E I E I O

All this war we’ve had enough E I E I O
All we want is peace and love E I E I O
No more war!
No more war!
We are sick of all this war!
All this war we’ve had enough E I E I O

No More War

Baby Shark has done a great big
Bottom burp again
On the bottom-burping scale
It’s reached the number ten

All the other sharks they’ve all gone
Deaf in both their ears
And the smell from Baby’s bum
Has filled them all with tears

Stinky Stinky Baby Shark
He makes a nasty hum
With the gas filled bubbles
That come from his smelly bum

Mum and Dad they spray the ocean
With a scented spray
To take all the nasty pongs from
Baby’s bum away

Baby’s bum it now smells like
A freshly-scented rose
But inside of Baby Shark
A great big fart it grows

Until it cannot stay inside
And with a bang comes out
“Baby Shark has let one off again!”
The sharks they shout

Stinky Stinky Baby Shark
He makes a nasty hum
With the gas filled bubbles
That come from his smelly bum

Gas-filled bubbles pop and cause
The deep blue sea to smell
When the sea creatures breathe in
The pong they feel unwell

Pongy wet fart bubbles
They all make the ocean stink
And too many of them will cause
Sailing ships to sink

Stinky Stinky Baby Shark
He makes a nasty hum
With the gas filled bubbles
That come from his smelly bum

Stinky Stinky Baby Shark
He makes a nasty hum
With the gas filled bubbles
That come from his smelly bum

Stinky Stinky Baby Shark

A re-writing of the traditional nursery rhyme Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Here comes Super Shrimp to save
The ocean from destruction
Phytoplankton Phil has caused
An oxygen reduction

Phytoplankton Phil gets punched
Right out of the deep sea
All the fish they give a cheer
For now they are happy

Faster than a shooting star
Stronger than a chimp
Braver than a honey badger
Here comes Super Shrimp

Without Phytoplankton Phil
In the deep blue water
All the fish they now can breath
Super Shrimp they all applaud her

Faster than a shooting star
Stronger than a chimp
Braver than a honey badger
Here comes Super Shrimp

“You are welcome,” Super Shrimp
Says to the grateful fish
“Breathe in all the oxygen
For now the sea is bliss!”

Super Shrimp she disappears
As quickly as she came
If the fish need her again
They’ll all shout out her name

Faster than a shooting star
Stronger than a chimp
Braver than a honey badger
Here comes Super Shrimp

Faster than a shooting star
Stronger than a chimp
Braver than a honey badger
Here comes Super Shrimp

Here Comes Super Shrimp

A battle of the deep provides lots of excitement amongst the watching fish in th...
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Battles Of The Deep

Baby Shark’s terror begins as he jumps out of the sea to have some fun in this d...
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Baby Shark And The Monster

My Uploads

Baby Shark needs his independence in this moving song for kids, to the tune of t...
Play Now

Oh Baby Shark

An alien shark comes down to planet Earth from out of the cosmic dark in this ex...
Play Now

Alien Shark

How can soldiers go to war? E I E I O
What are they all fighting for? E I E I O
No more war!
No more war!
We are sick of all this war!
How can soldiers go to war? E I E I O

Why do they obey the rules? E I E I O
Don’t they know that they are fools? E I E I O
No more war!
No more war!
We are sick of all this war!
Why do they obey the rules? E I E I O

If no soldiers ever fought E I E I O
No more weapons would be bought E I E I O
No more war!
No more war!
We are sick of all this war!
If no soldiers ever fought E I E I O

If you soldiers did not fight E I E I O
This old world would be all right E I E I O
No more war!
No more War!
We are sick of all this war!
If you soldiers did not fight E I E I O

Do not take a life away E I E I O
Let them live another day E I E I O
No more war!
No more war!
We are sick of all this war!
Do not take a life away E I E I O

Wrap a flag around both sides E I E I O
We must hear no more war cries E I E I O
No more war!
No more war!
We are sick of all this war!
Wrap a flag around both sides E I E I O

All this war we’ve had enough E I E I O
All we want is peace and love E I E I O
No more war!
No more war!
We are sick of all this war!
All this war we’ve had enough E I E I O

No More War

Baby Shark has done a great big
Bottom burp again
On the bottom-burping scale
It’s reached the number ten

All the other sharks they’ve all gone
Deaf in both their ears
And the smell from Baby’s bum
Has filled them all with tears

Stinky Stinky Baby Shark
He makes a nasty hum
With the gas filled bubbles
That come from his smelly bum

Mum and Dad they spray the ocean
With a scented spray
To take all the nasty pongs from
Baby’s bum away

Baby’s bum it now smells like
A freshly-scented rose
But inside of Baby Shark
A great big fart it grows

Until it cannot stay inside
And with a bang comes out
“Baby Shark has let one off again!”
The sharks they shout

Stinky Stinky Baby Shark
He makes a nasty hum
With the gas filled bubbles
That come from his smelly bum

Gas-filled bubbles pop and cause
The deep blue sea to smell
When the sea creatures breathe in
The pong they feel unwell

Pongy wet fart bubbles
They all make the ocean stink
And too many of them will cause
Sailing ships to sink

Stinky Stinky Baby Shark
He makes a nasty hum
With the gas filled bubbles
That come from his smelly bum

Stinky Stinky Baby Shark
He makes a nasty hum
With the gas filled bubbles
That come from his smelly bum

Stinky Stinky Baby Shark

A re-writing of the traditional nursery rhyme Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
Play Now

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Here comes Super Shrimp to save
The ocean from destruction
Phytoplankton Phil has caused
An oxygen reduction

Phytoplankton Phil gets punched
Right out of the deep sea
All the fish they give a cheer
For now they are happy

Faster than a shooting star
Stronger than a chimp
Braver than a honey badger
Here comes Super Shrimp

Without Phytoplankton Phil
In the deep blue water
All the fish they now can breath
Super Shrimp they all applaud her

Faster than a shooting star
Stronger than a chimp
Braver than a honey badger
Here comes Super Shrimp

“You are welcome,” Super Shrimp
Says to the grateful fish
“Breathe in all the oxygen
For now the sea is bliss!”

Super Shrimp she disappears
As quickly as she came
If the fish need her again
They’ll all shout out her name

Faster than a shooting star
Stronger than a chimp
Braver than a honey badger
Here comes Super Shrimp

Faster than a shooting star
Stronger than a chimp
Braver than a honey badger
Here comes Super Shrimp

Here Comes Super Shrimp


About Me

Bio

I am a freelance writer.

CV/History

My comic strip characters have appeared in a number of publications in the UK and I have written for stand up comedians and greeting card companies. My spoof horoscopes have appeared in tabloid newspapers and on independent radio stations. I am currently self publishing pop music quiz books. I love all genres of music and have been writing lyrics since 2021. I write about whatever comes into my head. My favourite artistes are Morrissey and The Smiths, Bob Dylan, ELO and David Bowie.

To live without my Music would be impossible to do...The Beatles, The Kinks, The Jam, Roy Wood, Tom Jones, Pulp, James, Keane, Human League, Led Zeppelin, Bee Gees, Sex Pistols, Kate Bush, Gilbert O'Sullivan, Queen, Suede, The Cranberries, OMD, Ren, Simon & Garfunkel, ABBA, The Police, Nirvana, Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, Eminem, Elton John, Madness, Leonard Cohen, Radiohead, Soft Cell...

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