LYRIC FOR SALE

By Bernard Morris

(verse 1)
The great Bonnie Langford and King Kong are in a fight
Who will win let’s find out in this Great Fight Of The Night
It’s a clash that defies all logic so let’s begin
It’s so exciting and either one of them could win
Full of confidence the enigmatic Bonnie takes
On King Kong and as they fight the planet Earth it shakes
Bonnie Bonnie the fans cheer as King Kong beats his chest
Of all the greatest monsters King Kong he is the best

(chorus)
King Kong versus the great Bonnie Langford who will win
Gather round all you people the fight is to begin
It is the heavyweight fight of the century and
People have gathered to watch from all over the land

(verse 2)
The unstoppable force of classic British showbiz
With a high pitched screaming is what Bonnie Langford is
King Kong starts beating his chest and he roars like the wind
Bonnie in her sparkling outfit then begins to sing
I’m not scared of you King Kong Bonnie Langford she sings
With her glass-shattering vocals louder than the rings
From a billion telephones making King Kong wince
Triceratops stabbed him he has not felt such pain since

(chorus)
King Kong versus the great Bonnie Langford who will win
Gather round all you people the fight is to begin
It is the heavyweight fight of the century and
People have gathered to watch from all over the land

(verse 3)
Standing so tall in her shiny sequinned tuxedo
Bonnie Langford sings and is more than ready to go
She gives a big showbiz smile and dazes the big ape
And from the blinding light from her smile he can’t escape
Bonnie executes a high kick clipping King Kong’s chin
King Kong stumbles and falls over Bonnie now can win
King Kong gets up and with a double fist hammer blow
Attempts to crush Bonnie but Bonnie she says oh no
You can’t crush me King Kong because I’m too quick for you
Then she pirouettes in a spin out of King Kong’s view

(chorus)
King Kong versus the great Bonnie Langford who will win
Gather round all you people the fight is to begin
It is the heavyweight fight of the century and
People have gathered to watch from all over the land

(instrumental bridge)

(verse 4)
In a high pitched note Bonnie she screams and screams again
In agony King Kong covers his ears and that’s when
Bonnie leaps into the air with a show of jazz hands
Then on King Kong’s big toe she theatrically lands
In great pain King Kong he then falls back and lands on his
Back and Bonnie climbs on him and stands in joyful bliss
From the sky over King Kong clouds of confetti rain
I’m the winner Bonnie she sings and then sings again

(chorus)
King Kong versus the great Bonnie Langford who will win
Gather round all you people the fight is to begin
It is the heavyweight fight of the century and
People have gathered to watch from all over the land