Masterchef I'm Not

Artist: Alan Burke
Key Signature:
Time Signature: 4/4
Artist's Description
A fun silly country song about the well known tv show Masterchef and in this case participated with Gordon Ramsey, Jamie Oliver and Hairy Bikers.

Genre(s): Country, General Country
Mood(s): Fun, Icy, Playful, Silly
Style(s): Comedy, Cookery Music, Game Show
Tempo: Mid Tempo
Language(s): English
Instrument(s): Drums,Guitar-Electric,Vocals-Sung
Vocal Type(s): Male Vocals
File Type: MP3

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MasterChef I'm Not

I was asked if I'd compete
On MasterChef on t.v.
So I took up the challenge
What harm could there be

Jamie's making l'escargot
To me it looks like snot
So I thought I'd take a closer look
Are they slugs or what?

Gordon, Jamie, hairy bikers
Your talent I haven't got
So I'm making a plat anglais
Cos MasterChef I'm not

Gordon's making bolognaise
Hairy bikers a wholesome stew
I took a sniff at Gordon's bolognaise
And he glared when I said pew

I said Parmesan
Stinks like smelly socks
Gordon said, if you win this poxy show
Now that would be a shock

Gordon, Jamie, hairy bikers
Your talent I haven't got
So I'm making a plat anglais
Cos MasterChef I'm not

Gordon gave me a fiery glare
That could melt both the poles
It curdled all my custard tarts
And seared my toad-in-the-hole

He said, you call them custards tarts
To me it looks like sludge
You'll never win MasterChef U.S.A.
Cos I'm the bloody judge

Gordon, Jamie, hairy bikers
Your talent I haven't got
So I'm making a plat anglais
Cos MasterChef I'm not

Gordon, Jamie, hairy bikers
Your talent I haven't got
So I'm making a plat anglais
Cos MasterChef I'm not

Cos MasterChef I'm not

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