Alan Burke

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Alan Burke

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There's Nothing To See Here

I'm sitting outside her house
But she won't open the door
She just told me that it's over
And doesn't want see me any more

So why do you keep on staring
Have you never seen a man cry
This is none of your business
So just keep on walking by

Move along
Move along
You don't need to peer
Move along
Move along
There's nothing to see here

I know you're showing sympathy
But there's things you don't need to know
Stop trying to break your neck
Move faster and don't walk slow

Move along
Move along
You don't need to peer
Move along
Move along
There's nothing to see here

I know you're showing sympathy
But there's things you don't need to know
Stop trying to break your neck
Move faster and don't walk slow

Move along
Move along
You don't need to peer
Move along
Move along
There's nothing to see here

There's Nothing To See Here

Eat Grass

I like to eat some nice roast beef
And I know you won't eat meat
So while I eat my Sunday dinner
The food on your plate is grass and wheat

You tell me that you're a vegan
Everything green you like to munch
Don't you people have any pity
Robbing cows of their lunch

Eat grass you vegan
But excuse me while I indulge
And while you're chomping on rabbit food
How good this tastes I will divulge

I like to eat real cheese
Not that cardboard you eat
But most of all
But most of all
I want to eat meat

So you won't have a boiled egg
I really think you should
Instead of looking so pale and ill
It might actually do some good

Your plate is full of lettuce and nuts
But they say you are what you eat
And while you're as skinny as a damsel fly
I like a little bit of meat

Eat grass you vegan
But excuse me while I indulge
And while you're chomping on rabbit food
How good this tastes I will divulge

I like to eat real cheese
Not that cardboard you eat
But most of all
But most of all
I want to eat meat

I like to spread real butter
On my slice of bread
And I'll eat a whole lot more
Before the day I'm dead

Eat grass you vegan
But excuse me while I indulge
And while you're chomping on rabbit food
How good this tastes I will divulge

I like to eat real cheese
Not that cardboard you eat
But most of all
But most of all
I want to eat meat

Eat Grass

Vlad The Bad

Get out of a sovereign country
You short arsed little orc
Just turn round the other way
And through a minefield go and walk

If your parents had worn a condom
The world would have less grief
Give back the land you've taken
You underhanded little thief

You're bad Vlad
You're mad Vlad
And you'll go down in history
As Vlad the bad

Cos you're bad Vlad
Just watch that hour glass
One day you'll get a missile
Right up your bloody arse

Along with that poison dwarf
Your pal Kim Jong Un
The whole world sees you both
Just like two looney tunes

Your friends are all dictators
Just like Xi Jinping
And that evil Ayatollah
You have dangling on a string

You're bad Vlad
You're mad Vlad
And you'll go down in history
As Vlad the bad

Cos you're bad Vlad
Just watch that hour glass
One day you'll get a missile
Right up your bloody arse

You're bad Vlad
You're mad Vlad
And you'll go down in history
As Vlad the bad

Cos you're bad Vlad
Just watch that hour glass
One day you'll get a missile
Right up your bloody arse

Vlad The Bad

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There's Nothing To See Here

I'm sitting outside her house
But she won't open the door
She just told me that it's over
And doesn't want see me any more

So why do you keep on staring
Have you never seen a man cry
This is none of your business
So just keep on walking by

Move along
Move along
You don't need to peer
Move along
Move along
There's nothing to see here

I know you're showing sympathy
But there's things you don't need to know
Stop trying to break your neck
Move faster and don't walk slow

Move along
Move along
You don't need to peer
Move along
Move along
There's nothing to see here

I know you're showing sympathy
But there's things you don't need to know
Stop trying to break your neck
Move faster and don't walk slow

Move along
Move along
You don't need to peer
Move along
Move along
There's nothing to see here

There's Nothing To See Here

Eat Grass

I like to eat some nice roast beef
And I know you won't eat meat
So while I eat my Sunday dinner
The food on your plate is grass and wheat

You tell me that you're a vegan
Everything green you like to munch
Don't you people have any pity
Robbing cows of their lunch

Eat grass you vegan
But excuse me while I indulge
And while you're chomping on rabbit food
How good this tastes I will divulge

I like to eat real cheese
Not that cardboard you eat
But most of all
But most of all
I want to eat meat

So you won't have a boiled egg
I really think you should
Instead of looking so pale and ill
It might actually do some good

Your plate is full of lettuce and nuts
But they say you are what you eat
And while you're as skinny as a damsel fly
I like a little bit of meat

Eat grass you vegan
But excuse me while I indulge
And while you're chomping on rabbit food
How good this tastes I will divulge

I like to eat real cheese
Not that cardboard you eat
But most of all
But most of all
I want to eat meat

I like to spread real butter
On my slice of bread
And I'll eat a whole lot more
Before the day I'm dead

Eat grass you vegan
But excuse me while I indulge
And while you're chomping on rabbit food
How good this tastes I will divulge

I like to eat real cheese
Not that cardboard you eat
But most of all
But most of all
I want to eat meat

Eat Grass

Vlad The Bad

Get out of a sovereign country
You short arsed little orc
Just turn round the other way
And through a minefield go and walk

If your parents had worn a condom
The world would have less grief
Give back the land you've taken
You underhanded little thief

You're bad Vlad
You're mad Vlad
And you'll go down in history
As Vlad the bad

Cos you're bad Vlad
Just watch that hour glass
One day you'll get a missile
Right up your bloody arse

Along with that poison dwarf
Your pal Kim Jong Un
The whole world sees you both
Just like two looney tunes

Your friends are all dictators
Just like Xi Jinping
And that evil Ayatollah
You have dangling on a string

You're bad Vlad
You're mad Vlad
And you'll go down in history
As Vlad the bad

Cos you're bad Vlad
Just watch that hour glass
One day you'll get a missile
Right up your bloody arse

You're bad Vlad
You're mad Vlad
And you'll go down in history
As Vlad the bad

Cos you're bad Vlad
Just watch that hour glass
One day you'll get a missile
Right up your bloody arse

Vlad The Bad

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You Look Good In Jeans

You never follow fashion
Casual is what you like to be
You look good the way you are
And always a sight to see

You don't care about nettle stings
Or walking on a muddy track
You'll clamber through the bushes
And you don't really give a jack

You look so smart
You're off the charts
The best I've ever seen
I've gotta say
Yeah I've gotta say
You look good in jeans

You're at home on horseback
And riding in a rodeo
Guys all whistle when they see ya
And shout well wouldn't you know

You look so smart
You're off the charts
The best I've ever seen
I've gotta say
Yeah I've gotta say
You look good in jeans

You're never seen in dresses
But in boots and a cowgirl hat
Men can't help but notice you
When you're looking like that

You look so smart
You're off the charts
The best I've ever seen
I've gotta say
Yeah I've gotta say
You look good in jeans

You Look Good In Jeans

Night Owl

I sleep all through the day
And I party through the night
You should see me in the morning
It's not a pretty sight

I'm a night owl
I'm a night owl
And I'll stay until it's time to scoot
I'm a night owl
I'm a night owl
What a hoot

One a.m. is too early
To leave and get a cab back home
So you go now if you want to
And leave me here on my own

I'm a night owl
I'm a night owl
And I'll stay until it's time to scoot
I'm a night owl
I'm a night owl
What a hoot

Don't stop me now I'm getting started
So take a hike and don't you bother me
I won't leave until it's closing time
When the bouncers throw me out at three

I'm a night owl
I'm a night owl
And I'll stay until it's time to scoot
I'm a night owl
I'm a night owl
What a hoot

Don't stop me now I'm getting started
So take a hike and don't you bother me
I won't leave until it's closing time
When the bouncers throw me out at three

I'm a night owl
I'm a night owl
And I'll stay until it's time to scoot
I'm a night owl
I'm a night owl
What a hoot

Night Owl

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There's Nothing To See Here

I'm sitting outside her house
But she won't open the door
She just told me that it's over
And doesn't want see me any more

So why do you keep on staring
Have you never seen a man cry
This is none of your business
So just keep on walking by

Move along
Move along
You don't need to peer
Move along
Move along
There's nothing to see here

I know you're showing sympathy
But there's things you don't need to know
Stop trying to break your neck
Move faster and don't walk slow

Move along
Move along
You don't need to peer
Move along
Move along
There's nothing to see here

I know you're showing sympathy
But there's things you don't need to know
Stop trying to break your neck
Move faster and don't walk slow

Move along
Move along
You don't need to peer
Move along
Move along
There's nothing to see here

There's Nothing To See Here

Eat Grass

I like to eat some nice roast beef
And I know you won't eat meat
So while I eat my Sunday dinner
The food on your plate is grass and wheat

You tell me that you're a vegan
Everything green you like to munch
Don't you people have any pity
Robbing cows of their lunch

Eat grass you vegan
But excuse me while I indulge
And while you're chomping on rabbit food
How good this tastes I will divulge

I like to eat real cheese
Not that cardboard you eat
But most of all
But most of all
I want to eat meat

So you won't have a boiled egg
I really think you should
Instead of looking so pale and ill
It might actually do some good

Your plate is full of lettuce and nuts
But they say you are what you eat
And while you're as skinny as a damsel fly
I like a little bit of meat

Eat grass you vegan
But excuse me while I indulge
And while you're chomping on rabbit food
How good this tastes I will divulge

I like to eat real cheese
Not that cardboard you eat
But most of all
But most of all
I want to eat meat

I like to spread real butter
On my slice of bread
And I'll eat a whole lot more
Before the day I'm dead

Eat grass you vegan
But excuse me while I indulge
And while you're chomping on rabbit food
How good this tastes I will divulge

I like to eat real cheese
Not that cardboard you eat
But most of all
But most of all
I want to eat meat

Eat Grass

Vlad The Bad

Get out of a sovereign country
You short arsed little orc
Just turn round the other way
And through a minefield go and walk

If your parents had worn a condom
The world would have less grief
Give back the land you've taken
You underhanded little thief

You're bad Vlad
You're mad Vlad
And you'll go down in history
As Vlad the bad

Cos you're bad Vlad
Just watch that hour glass
One day you'll get a missile
Right up your bloody arse

Along with that poison dwarf
Your pal Kim Jong Un
The whole world sees you both
Just like two looney tunes

Your friends are all dictators
Just like Xi Jinping
And that evil Ayatollah
You have dangling on a string

You're bad Vlad
You're mad Vlad
And you'll go down in history
As Vlad the bad

Cos you're bad Vlad
Just watch that hour glass
One day you'll get a missile
Right up your bloody arse

You're bad Vlad
You're mad Vlad
And you'll go down in history
As Vlad the bad

Cos you're bad Vlad
Just watch that hour glass
One day you'll get a missile
Right up your bloody arse

Vlad The Bad

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About Me

Bio

I HAVE BOTH FULL SONGS AND ALSO LYRICS FOR LICENSING AND FOR SALE IN SEVERAL GENRES FOR BOTH MALE AND FEMALE VOCALS. CHECK OUT MY MANY SONGS AND MORE BEING ADDED EACH MONTH.WITH ANY FULL SONGS LICENSED YOU MAY ALSO HAVE FULL USE OF THE BACKING TRACK FOR ANY EDITING FOR YOUR PROJECTS AT NO EXTRA COST TO YOU. IF YOU WISH TO PURCHASE EXTENDED LICENSES OR FULL COPYRIGHTS ON SEVERAL LYRICS AT ONE TIME THEN ASK FOR A DEAL!!! I WILL GIVE YOU A GOOD DEAL ON SEVERAL AT ONCE. AS TOO WITH EXTENDED LICENSES ON FULL RECORDINGS.

CV/History

I entered 5 songs in the UKSC songwriting contest 2022. All 5 of my entries received 5 star recognition. 3 of them have been awarded commended certificates. 1 of them SEND MY DADDY HOME FOR CHRISTMAS made the semi-final of the Christmas section. The other one is a lyrc in the protest/environmental lyric section THEY'VE GONE AWAY and reached the final of that section. Also, I had Shake The Snow Globe chosen for an independent artist Christmas compilation album called 37 Tales Of Christmas which was released in 2020. Also Little Dancing Shoes was chosen immediately for another independent Christmas compilation album called The Next Christmas Classics Vol 1, by a different company. With this record company and publisher the song was signed with a long term contract to be pitched for artists, sync, adverts and movies. This song is not shown on Songbay as it is an Exclusive contract for that song. I am also unexclusively with a music publisher in Nashville, where I have had 48 holds and relistens so far, (28 in 2023) (5 in 2024 so far) but unfortunately none of those were cut. They are: Barracuda. Six Foot Bunny. I Think It's Time We Both Sat Down And Talked, Only Ghosts, No Place For Heroes, The Moods Of A Woman, Cover Girl, Crushed, Our Little Piece Of Heaven (4 times), I Don't Do Mornings, Enchanted River (twice), Bad Apples (twice), All Electric Car (twice), Christmas Box, The Christmas Lights, So You Wanna Marry Me Huh, Keep The Doors Open In Nashville, Never Judge A Book By Its Cover (twice), A Wolf In Sheeps Clothing, Small Town Guy (3 times), Colour Outside The Lines (6 times). X Mark The Spot (twice). Dark Waters. Another Lonely Night (3 times). Conspiracy.(twice), There's Only One You, You Roll The Dice, The Face In The Picture. Don't Trust The Devil (4 times). Thank You (twice). Daddy's New Online Dating App.

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