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The Catholics Creed


Artist: TheFreeMan
Artist's Description
Used to be one so I know it aint perfect, perfect doesn't rhyme. No, it is about being stuck in boarding school, watched like a hawk 24/7 then having to come up with "sins" to confess!!! Then being forgiven for these "sins" that never existed.

Genre(s): Gospel and Religious, General Religious, General Christian
Mood(s): Childlike, Confused, Introspective, Playful
Style(s): Comedy, Inspirational/Christian, Slapstick
Language(s): English
The Catholics CreedStandard License:$13.00

The Catholics Creed

By TheFreeMan
The Catholics Creed
D
For thirty days we have compunction,

One whole day of extreme unction,
A
(Helped greatly with a laxative),
D
At every meal our thanks we give,

On every Sunday we just give.

Our whole lives are spent in ‘being good’,

Trying hard to do what we all ‘should’,
A
With our sweat and blood they have all built

A mighty empire made of guilt.
D
After being ‘good’ all week,

In confession we must seek
A
Repentance now for all our sins;

A few Hail Mary’s, ten cents in the tin.
D
Forgiveness coming fast and thick:

It’s so good to be a Catholic!

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