LYRIC FOR SALE

By Harvbooks

Couch, if you want to see another day/
Promise me this/
That you and I will make beautiful music/
A song for the people!/
The Evil Ones/
Why not?
with Tanks and fully-loaded machine guns!/

When I was young I did good/
And in school I did well/
As you can tell/
Screwed girls like Rachel Uchitel/
Before Tiger came along/
I swung wood and came on strong/
And Played Lionel Ritchie's "All Night Long," all night.

Under circumstances outside of my control, I did wrong/
I fought to end fights/
Three wrongs make a right/
Worse than me have made it/
So I don't worry...