LYRIC FOR SALE

By Gez

Rules for fools

(verse 1)
When bullying is unethical then
psychopathy will do just fine,
even though it's just a works get-together
there will be rather a lot of wine!
Of course, there are no double standards,
you are all under lockdown you see
Mr Speaker, I just make the rules but they don't apply to me!

(chorus)
We are heartless corrupt bastards,
the lairds and the elite!
We amuse making rules for fools
with our lies and our deceit.

(verse 2)
Dead bodies will be piling up high
along with rubbish on our street!
To be honest I care not a jot
as long as I can keep my seat!
We award ourselves multi-million contracts
for vital hospital equipment and PPE
Covid has made us millions we just hope you cant see!

(verse 3)
One of my finest moments
when the latest wife was preggo and fat,
you all paid for our handcrafted wallpaper
before we moved into our flat!
Even though I am a wealthy man,
you complain you can't afford food,
it only cost £800 a roll so don't you be so rude!

(verse 4)
They say that a person's eyes are the gateway to their soul,
frankly, I am uncomfortable with this belief
I've been involved with the Police for domestic violence
but I can hide the detail with some relief!
It is absurd you think I am some serial killer?
Cutting benefits without any empathy or compassion,
I'm just your worst nightmare devoid of any fashion!