LYRIC FOR SALE

By Bernard Morris

Up until the year 2000
Anyone could see
Brontasuarus in a cafe
With a cup of tea
Some grains of sand they are bigger
Than the planet Mars
Elephants are often seen
Driving round in cars

Wrong again
Wrong again
Frankie Fibble’s wrong again
Do you think he’ll ever get it right?
Wrong again
Wrong again
Frankie Fibble’s wrong again
It is clear that he’s not very bright

As a rule a village it is
Bigger than a town
The King sometimes like to wear his
Crown Jewels upside down
In Hull dogs are not allowed to
Bark on sunny days
Meat Loaf he sang Bat Out Of Hell
Once on Songs Of Praise

Wrong again
Wrong again
Frankie Fibble’s wrong again
Do you think he’ll ever get it right?
Wrong again
Wrong again
Frankie Fibble’s wrong again
It is clear that he’s not very bright

Every time you lick a stamp
You put on lots of weight
Supergirl and Spider-Man
They once went on a date
Once there was a very tall
Indoor Climbing Centre
Halfway up the building
Was the door where you could enter

Wrong again
Wrong again
Frankie Fibble’s wrong again
Do you think he’ll ever get it right?
Wrong again
Wrong again
Frankie Fibble’s wrong again
It is clear that he’s not very bright

Eighty two percent of people
They have sometime fallen
Down the back of a blue sofa
It is very common
On a really hot day a hen
It can lay a fried egg
The Three Muskateers they are called
Foggy, Compo and Clegg

Wrong again
Wrong again
Frankie Fibble’s wrong again
Do you think he’ll ever get it right?
Wrong again
Wrong again
Frankie Fibble’s wrong again
It is clear that he’s not very bright