LYRIC FOR SALE

By Barry H

Written By Barry H

Verse 1
My parrot "Toots" and me were drinking Jack Daniel's
On scaffolding six stories high.
Then "Bing, Bang, Boom" We both went falling
Just two drunken idots falling from the sky.

Our hundred bottles of Jack Daniel's were falling with us
Because of "Toots" left some lippery bird crap behind.
We both were grabbing at our little whiskey bottles
And caught tangled up in cords and lines.

Verse 2
We both hit the ground awkwardly
We hit the ground really really hard.
"Toot's" Was screaming for mercy
"Oh My God", "Oh My God", "Ohooo My God"..

Our little bottles of Jack Daniel's had fallen all over
And even hitting the director in his director chair.
He got up yelling and screaming
Saying what the heck are these two idiots doing here.

Chorus
Now he is screaming right in my face
And then suddenly I wet my pants.
He yelled for somebody to call a vet and a doctor
And help these two idots off of the cactuses.
After I realized what just happened
My aching butt just took a big crap.
The director heard that and start screaming again
Okay Everybody "THAT'S A WRAP"

Okay Everybody "THAT'S A WRAP"

BRIDGE / MIDDLE SECTION

Verse 3
We both looked up were we just fell from
And it was pretty freaking high.
"Toot's" Whispered in my ear a message
Us Two "Koo Koo Birds" Almost Died.

Then the emergency people starting working on us
Cutting off our clothes off especially my stinky pants.
The last I heard the director saying
Okay Everybody "That's A Wrap"

Okay Everybody "THAT'S A WRAP"

VERSE 4
We both up in the hospital
Looking up at some really bright lights.
"Toot's" Was lying right next to me
Whispering Boss "Are You Alright".

They washed up our stinky bodies
Then they pulled out the pieces of cactuses and glass too.
The last thing I heard anybody saying was
"Big Tex", I got a dozen of little Jack Daniel's bottles stashed for you.

Chorus
He yelled what the heck are you idiots doing here
Right then I wet my pants.
He said can somebody get a vet and a doctor
And help these two idiots off the cactuses.
As I started to realize what just happened
My aching butt just took a real big crap.
After the director heard that he started yelling again
Okay Everybody, "THAT'S A WRAP".

Okay Everybody "THAT'S A WRAP"

Then "Toots" Said, "He Just Crapped",
"He Just Crapped" And "THAT'S A WRAP"