Rhyming Stories And Dreams

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Rhyming Stories And Dreams

Written By Barry Hanner

Verse 1
"Don't you ever call me"
Don't you ever call me again
"Don't you ever call me"
I'm done being your best friend.

"Don't you ever call me"
Bitch, don't you ever call me again
"Don't you ever call me"
After screwing my old man.

Verse 2
"Don't you ever call me"
Your just a big fart in the wind
"Don't you ever call me"
Or I'll come over and kick your ass again.

"Don't you two ever call me"
I don't want to talk to you two ever again
You two went out and cheated behind my back
Now I'm going to get even.

Chorus
I knew when you two were being really friendly
You two were planning something right then and there
I caught you two banging away in his new F-250
So I tore off his brand new F-250 freaking mirrors.
I knew right then I had to get even
So I went out and screwed his bother and her boy friend
Yeah I went out and screwed those two well hung mother F---ers
And she screwed my "Small Penis Ex Old Man"
And she screwed my
"Small Penis Ex Old Man"

Bridge / Middle Section

Verse 3
"Don't you ever call me"
Don't you two ever call me again
"Don't you two ever call me
Because I got me two well hung young men.

"Don't you ever call me"
Don't you two ever call me no more
"Don't you two ever call me"
Because you two are just two lying cheating whores.

Chorus
I knew when you two were being really friendly
You two were planning something right then and there
I caught you two banging away in his new F-250
So I tore off his brand new F-250 freaking mirrors.
I knew right then I had to get even
So I screwed his bother and her boyfriend
Yeah I screwed two well hung mother F---ers
And she screwed my
"Small Penis Ex Old Man"
Yeah I screwed two well hung mother F---ers
And she screwed my
"Small Penis Ex Old Man"

"SMALL PENIS EX OLD MAN"

Written By Barry Hanner

Verse 1
Baby Girl, I'm really nervous about sending these song lyrics
But I promised so I'll post them right away
I'm really concern about sending them over the internet
But I promised so I'll send them anyway.

I'll send them soon as possible
I hope you love what I had to say
With open arms I'll be here waiting
For you to come home soon one day.

Verse 2
I hope no one intercepts my heartfelt message
The very first song lyric I wrote for you
When you come home serving for our country
We'll add some music and some singing too.

With a open heart I will be here waiting
For that wonderful day when you come back home again
When you land there hugs, kisses and flowers
And I'll even kiss the ground as soon as you walk in.

Verse 3
Baby Girl, I'm going love you forever
From the first moment that we meet
I'm going to stand by your side forever
Even if I have to crawl on my hands and knees.

In this crazy world we have no assurances
But together our love will make it through
I'm a affectionate and I'm a gentleman
And I'll be here in Nashville waiting for you.

Verse 4
My relentless heart keeps pushing me to tell you
Just exactly how I feel
When my little hairs stood up on my arms I knew exactly
Exactly how I really feel.

I'm standing alone here waiting in a America
Waiting for "My War Face Hero" to come home
I look at all your pics and I see a Beautiful Angel
Baby Girl, I can't wait until your flight touches down.

Chorus
Baby Girl I'm still worried
About the time left you got to do
I keep worrying about all of those hidden dangers
And I already know of all the hell you all been through.
Baby Girl, You Are My Hero
And Baby Girl You Always Will
My open heart keeps pounding more that ever
"Every Time I Think Of You".

"Every Time I Think Of You"

Bridge / Middle Section

Verse 5
Baby Girl, I'm still really nervous
Because I just posted your new song lyrics today
Now after they approve it we will copyright it
So you can see your new song lyrics right away.

Look for Rhyming Stories And Dreams on Google
That's my website on Songbay
When I post your song lyrics they will be around forever
From now on and always.

Chorus
Baby Girl my arms are wide open
Waiting here in Nashville Tennessee
Hopefully when we meet it will last forever
Maybe from now on until eternity.
Baby Girl, You Are My Hero
And Baby Girl You Always Will
My Open Heart is pounding more than ever
"Every Time I Think Of You"
Baby Girl, My Open Heart Is Pounding More Than Ever
"Every Time I Think Of You"

"Every Time I Think Of You"

"EVERY TIME I THINK OF YOU"

Written By Barry Hanner

Verse 1
I Wish I Could Start Over
And change my whole life over again
I would have treated a whole lot of people better
More better than I ever did.

I'm so sorry I was so bossy
To all the players who were on all my teams
I wanted so hard for us to be winners
I am so sorry I was so mean.

Verse 2
I Wish I Could Start Over
And know now what I did'nt know then
I would have went out of my way more to help everybody
And maybe now I would be sitting around with some friends.

I would have brought fresh donuts every morning
For all the people at work I never knew
Maybe now I would a few friends around
Maybe at lease one or two.

Pre Chorus
"I Wish I Could Start Over"
Because there's so many bad things that I've done
I realize today I was the world's biggest ass hole
Who just loved taking advantage of everyone.
I Wish, I Wish I Could Start Over
And have a second chance once again
I Wish, I Wish I Could Start Over
And try to change the world the best that I can.

Bridge / Middle Section

Verse 3
I Wish I Could Start Over
And change all of my bad days
I wouldn't have lied and cheated my whole life
And conviced others to follow my bad ways.

I should accepted all my responibilities
And not ran out on all my kids
Not one of my kids ever comes over to see's me
Even after I tried to make up for everything I ever did.

Verse 4
I Wish I Could Start Over
That's what I pray for everyday
I'm alone at the end of a long rainbow
Where all the colors of the rainbow have all faded away.
There's no gold at the end of the rainbow
Just a bunch of broken bottles and empty tin cans
I wish I could start my whole life over
Because I know , I'm probably never going to heaven.

"I Wish I Could Start Over"
And Show God. I'm really not that bad of a man
"I Wish I Could Start Over"
To give myself a second chance to make it to heaven.
"OH GOD" . . . . "WISH I COULD START OVER"

"I WISH I COULD START OVER"


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Written By Barry Hanner

Verse 1
"Don't you ever call me"
Don't you ever call me again
"Don't you ever call me"
I'm done being your best friend.

"Don't you ever call me"
Bitch, don't you ever call me again
"Don't you ever call me"
After screwing my old man.

Verse 2
"Don't you ever call me"
Your just a big fart in the wind
"Don't you ever call me"
Or I'll come over and kick your ass again.

"Don't you two ever call me"
I don't want to talk to you two ever again
You two went out and cheated behind my back
Now I'm going to get even.

Chorus
I knew when you two were being really friendly
You two were planning something right then and there
I caught you two banging away in his new F-250
So I tore off his brand new F-250 freaking mirrors.
I knew right then I had to get even
So I went out and screwed his bother and her boy friend
Yeah I went out and screwed those two well hung mother F---ers
And she screwed my "Small Penis Ex Old Man"
And she screwed my
"Small Penis Ex Old Man"

Bridge / Middle Section

Verse 3
"Don't you ever call me"
Don't you two ever call me again
"Don't you two ever call me
Because I got me two well hung young men.

"Don't you ever call me"
Don't you two ever call me no more
"Don't you two ever call me"
Because you two are just two lying cheating whores.

Chorus
I knew when you two were being really friendly
You two were planning something right then and there
I caught you two banging away in his new F-250
So I tore off his brand new F-250 freaking mirrors.
I knew right then I had to get even
So I screwed his bother and her boyfriend
Yeah I screwed two well hung mother F---ers
And she screwed my
"Small Penis Ex Old Man"
Yeah I screwed two well hung mother F---ers
And she screwed my
"Small Penis Ex Old Man"

"SMALL PENIS EX OLD MAN"

Written By Barry Hanner

Verse 1
Baby Girl, I'm really nervous about sending these song lyrics
But I promised so I'll post them right away
I'm really concern about sending them over the internet
But I promised so I'll send them anyway.

I'll send them soon as possible
I hope you love what I had to say
With open arms I'll be here waiting
For you to come home soon one day.

Verse 2
I hope no one intercepts my heartfelt message
The very first song lyric I wrote for you
When you come home serving for our country
We'll add some music and some singing too.

With a open heart I will be here waiting
For that wonderful day when you come back home again
When you land there hugs, kisses and flowers
And I'll even kiss the ground as soon as you walk in.

Verse 3
Baby Girl, I'm going love you forever
From the first moment that we meet
I'm going to stand by your side forever
Even if I have to crawl on my hands and knees.

In this crazy world we have no assurances
But together our love will make it through
I'm a affectionate and I'm a gentleman
And I'll be here in Nashville waiting for you.

Verse 4
My relentless heart keeps pushing me to tell you
Just exactly how I feel
When my little hairs stood up on my arms I knew exactly
Exactly how I really feel.

I'm standing alone here waiting in a America
Waiting for "My War Face Hero" to come home
I look at all your pics and I see a Beautiful Angel
Baby Girl, I can't wait until your flight touches down.

Chorus
Baby Girl I'm still worried
About the time left you got to do
I keep worrying about all of those hidden dangers
And I already know of all the hell you all been through.
Baby Girl, You Are My Hero
And Baby Girl You Always Will
My open heart keeps pounding more that ever
"Every Time I Think Of You".

"Every Time I Think Of You"

Bridge / Middle Section

Verse 5
Baby Girl, I'm still really nervous
Because I just posted your new song lyrics today
Now after they approve it we will copyright it
So you can see your new song lyrics right away.

Look for Rhyming Stories And Dreams on Google
That's my website on Songbay
When I post your song lyrics they will be around forever
From now on and always.

Chorus
Baby Girl my arms are wide open
Waiting here in Nashville Tennessee
Hopefully when we meet it will last forever
Maybe from now on until eternity.
Baby Girl, You Are My Hero
And Baby Girl You Always Will
My Open Heart is pounding more than ever
"Every Time I Think Of You"
Baby Girl, My Open Heart Is Pounding More Than Ever
"Every Time I Think Of You"

"Every Time I Think Of You"

"EVERY TIME I THINK OF YOU"

Written By Barry Hanner

Verse 1
I Wish I Could Start Over
And change my whole life over again
I would have treated a whole lot of people better
More better than I ever did.

I'm so sorry I was so bossy
To all the players who were on all my teams
I wanted so hard for us to be winners
I am so sorry I was so mean.

Verse 2
I Wish I Could Start Over
And know now what I did'nt know then
I would have went out of my way more to help everybody
And maybe now I would be sitting around with some friends.

I would have brought fresh donuts every morning
For all the people at work I never knew
Maybe now I would a few friends around
Maybe at lease one or two.

Pre Chorus
"I Wish I Could Start Over"
Because there's so many bad things that I've done
I realize today I was the world's biggest ass hole
Who just loved taking advantage of everyone.
I Wish, I Wish I Could Start Over
And have a second chance once again
I Wish, I Wish I Could Start Over
And try to change the world the best that I can.

Bridge / Middle Section

Verse 3
I Wish I Could Start Over
And change all of my bad days
I wouldn't have lied and cheated my whole life
And conviced others to follow my bad ways.

I should accepted all my responibilities
And not ran out on all my kids
Not one of my kids ever comes over to see's me
Even after I tried to make up for everything I ever did.

Verse 4
I Wish I Could Start Over
That's what I pray for everyday
I'm alone at the end of a long rainbow
Where all the colors of the rainbow have all faded away.
There's no gold at the end of the rainbow
Just a bunch of broken bottles and empty tin cans
I wish I could start my whole life over
Because I know , I'm probably never going to heaven.

"I Wish I Could Start Over"
And Show God. I'm really not that bad of a man
"I Wish I Could Start Over"
To give myself a second chance to make it to heaven.
"OH GOD" . . . . "WISH I COULD START OVER"

"I WISH I COULD START OVER"

Written By Barry Hanner

Verse 1
I'm inspired by all our countries beauty
As I travel around our land
I think about a lot of things while I'm driving
Especially since I'm now an older man.

At night I'm still constantly dreaming
I write all down when I awake
Last night I was dreaming about my momma
And her great "German Chocolate Cake".

Verse 2
I would help cook in the kitchen
I'd help her and she'd let me have a taste
By the time we got done with all the cooking
We'd have a mess all over the place.

My dad would come in and just stare at me
And shake his head and just walk away
He'd said son when you get done helping your momma
Would you bring a piece of your momma's "German Chocolate Cake"

Chorus
One by one my brothers would enter the kitchen
Because of the great "German Chocolate Cake" smell
You'd hear them all banging away in the kitchen
And then you wouldn't hear anything at all.
In minutes the whole cake would be completely missing
And all my brothers would be back in their rooms
My momma and I would finish cleaning the kitchen
And then we'd sneak out.
"German Chocolate Cake" number two.
"GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE" Number Two

Bridge / Middle Section

Verse 3
My parents and I would celebrate together
With a whole "German Chocolate Cake" to our selves
We wouldn't have had any "German Chocolate Cake" If wasn't for momma
Who had hidden another "German Chocolate Cake" somewhere else.

She'd say if your big brothers weren't so greedy
They would have some ice cream on their cake too
Because your the only one who helps me out in the kitchen
We have our own party just your daddy, me and you.

Chorus
One by one my brothers went to the kitchen
Because of that great "German Chocolate Cake" smell
You always heard them banging away in the kitchen
After taking the rest of the "German Chocolate Cake" for themselves.
In minutes the cake would be completely missing
Then my brothers would return back to their rooms
My momma and I would finish cleaning up the kitchen
And we'd sneak out "German Chocolate Cake number two.
My momma and I would finish cleaning up the kitchen
And Sneak Out "GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE" For Ourselves

"GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE"

Written By Barry Hanner

Verse 1
We said we'd always be best friends
Until our school days finally came to a end
We knew that if we got physical together
Our friendship might blow up in flames.

After our second year of college
We both crossed the friendship line
Our one time thing became a habit
And now we're loving each other all of the time.

Verse 2
We had no more study partners over
She put her foot down right from the start
No more drinking late with my buddies
And we both had to be home by dark.

I traded in all my freedom
For lots of sex all of the time
When she rubs on me naked I go crazy
And I just loose my freaking mind.

Chorus
She was saving herself for marriage
I'm the first man she ever had
She texts me naked pics between my classes
And shows me what I could have had.
I didn't sex her up this morning
Which is mandatory everyday
I promised I'd make it up to her
"By Doubling Up On Sunday"
"By Doubling Up On Sunday'

Bridge / Middle Section

Verse 3
We said we'd always be best friends
Until we both finished school
She knew I was having sex with other women
But she never broke her own golden rule.

She even set me up with one of her girlfriends
I even told her all the nasty stuff that we did
I could tell she got a little excited
When we asked her if she wanted to join in.

Pre Chorus
She said she couldn't stand it anymore
So we got drunk and lock the door
We played strip poker and I was the winner
She bet sex to win back all of her clothes.

Chorus
She was saving herself for marriage
And I'm the first man she ever had
She ask me the next morning if I cheated
I Said Hun , "Yes I Might Have".
I miss sexing her up this morning
And that's mandatory for us everyday
I promised I would make it up to her
"By Doubling Up On Sunday"
I promised I would make it up to her
"By Doubling Up On Sunday"

"BY DOUBLING UP ON SUNDAY"

"BY DOUBLING UP ON SUNDAY"

Written By Barry Hanner

Verse 1
We're tired of all their bull shit
And we hate how our country is today
You two have turned our country into shambles
In your own communist kind of way.

China you use to be our trading partners
And Russia we were allies in world war two
Now you both are nothing but traitors
And thinking we're just a bunch of "American Fools"

Verse 2
We are tired of all these complications
And we're tired of getting screwed around
We know one day you both will turn on us
We also know it's just a matter of time.

You two have interfered too much in our business
To a point of no return
You two countries are playing to close to the fire
Be careful you both don't get burn.

Chorus
For years you have treated us unfairly
And also the whole entire world too
Now it's time to straighten out all of this bull shit
Because we are not "American Fools".

We know you two have been talking
Well we've been talking to all our allies too
The whole world is a watching out for all your funny business
And we aren't, "American Fools".
And we aren't, "AMERICAN FOOLS"

Bridge / Middle Section

Verse 3
China and Russia you two have always been real sneaky
And you love playing political games
Soon we have another presidential election
And if anything happens your the ones we're going to blame.

The whole world will be watching
And we're all keeping close eyes on you two
You two go on with your communist bull shit
Because we aren't, "American Fools"

Verse 4
The whole world is tired of all your bull shit
Of what's happening in the world today
You two have turned the world into shambles
In your own communist kind of way.

China we saved your ass in World War Two
And Russia we did the same in Germany too
Now you look at us like we're all crippled up
Like we're a bunch of weak "American Fools"

Chorus
We are America and were locked and loaded
And the whole world is locked and loaded too
You think we're all gonna go down easy
And we're just a bunch of "American Fools".
The whole world is also watching
To see what the next stupid thing going to do
Quit looking at the whole world like we're all gonna be easy
And we're all a bunch of worldwide fools.

Quit looking at us all like we're gonna be easy
And we all a bunch of "American Fools'
Quit looking at us all like we're gonna be easy
And we're all a bunch of "AMERICAN FOOLS"

"AMERICAN FOOLS"

Written By Barry Hanner

Verse 1
This sickness is the hardest thing
That I ever had to go through
In a few days, I feel worst than ever
And the doctors did everything that they could do.

No more singing in smokey honky-tonks
And breathing in all that dirty air
Hopefully soon, I'll be singing in heaven
Where they'll be clean air everywhere.

Verse 2
I've been on a roller coaster ride
With up's and downs and twist and turns
My body caught this god damn virus
And now my whole body really hurts.

This day will probably be my last one
Right here on this earth
Soon I hopefully make it to heaven
After they plant me six feet deep in the dirt.

Chorus
It looks like I'm not the only one going to heaven
I see a lot of my buddies from work
What do you mean we all just got to sit here
Six feet deep in the dirt.
God I'm ready if you'll have me
Wow there's a lot of other people waiting around here
God I'm really really ready
"GOD I"M READY TO GET OUTTA HERE"

Bridge / Middle Section

Verse 3
God why are there so many souls waiting
There are millions of poor souls waiting around here
What do you mean millions more are coming
"GOD I"M READY TO GET OUTTA HERE".

God the ground under me is really shaking
Does that mean I'm not going with you up there
God I promise you I'll quit all my complaining
God, I couldn't hear you to much noise down here.

Verse 4
God where are all my old buddies at
"GOD I"M READY TO GET OUTTA HERE"
God what do you mean I infected hundreds of other people
By knowing I was sick and coughing into the air.
God the cracks in the ground are getting bigger
God I'm really really getting scared
God I"m really really ready
"GOD I"M READY TO GET OUTTA HERE"
God I'm really really ready
"GOD I"M READY TO GET OUTTA HERE"
God I'm really really ready

"GOD I"M READY TO GET OUTTA HERE"

"GOD I"M READY TO GET OUTTA HERE"

Written By Barry Hanner

Verse 1
Gray is the new version of Dennis the Menace
Here at T O FULLER STATE PARK
Gray's parents are constantly chasing him
From early in the morning until dark.

The other day Gray escaped from his parents
To go find himself some red tree frogs
Robert the campsite host went searching
And his dog Bebe always tagged along.

Verse 2
Often you'll see Gray running
With one of his parents close behind
Lucky for him his dad is the park ranger
So he knows all the places where Gray might hide.

One time Dakota asked Robert for a favor
To babysit little Gray for a while
When Dakota came back Robert was bleeding
It looked like he got attacked by a crocodile.

Chorus
Bebe told Robert not to do it
That kid and his dog are completely wild
Robert always told Bebe just be quiet
Robert came back bleeding in a little while.
Bebe was on the ground laughing
He was laughing at Robert upside down
While Robert was standing there really bleeding
He was leaving blood trails all around.
"Leaving Blood Trails All Around"

Bridge / Middle Section

Verse 3
Once in a while, you'll see Gray and his momma walking
She looked exhausted after the walk
Gray's energy level was just incredible
He was nonstop from early in the morning until dark.

Robert had told this story to my friend Randy
Who repeated this story back to me
Gray is differently the Dennis the Menace of the Forrest
At least that's what I see under the trees.

Verse 4
Gray's parents are always chasing him
From early in the morning until dark
Gray is the new Dennis the Menace
Here At T O FULLER STATE PARK.
As soon as I hear any more of Gray's stories
I'll be sure to pass them all along
This one I'm gonna add some music and some vocals
And turn his story into a children's country song.

Chorus
Bebe told Robert not to do it
That kid and his dog are completely wild
Robert told Bebe just be quiet
Robert came back bleeding in a little while.
Bebe was on the ground laughing
He was laughing at Robert upside down
Robert was standing there really bleeding
While l blood trails on the ground.
Robert was standing there really bleeding
"While Leaving Blood Trails On The Ground"
Gray and his dad were also out there laughing
While Robert was leaving blood trails all around.

" GRAY "

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Verse 1
"Don't you ever call me"
Don't you ever call me again
"Don't you ever call me"
I'm done being your best friend.

"Don't you ever call me"
Bitch, don't you ever call me again
"Don't you ever call me"
After screwing my old man.

Verse 2
"Don't you ever call me"
Your just a big fart in the wind
"Don't you ever call me"
Or I'll come over and kick your ass again.

"Don't you two ever call me"
I don't want to talk to you two ever again
You two went out and cheated behind my back
Now I'm going to get even.

Chorus
I knew when you two were being really friendly
You two were planning something right then and there
I caught you two banging away in his new F-250
So I tore off his brand new F-250 freaking mirrors.
I knew right then I had to get even
So I went out and screwed his bother and her boy friend
Yeah I went out and screwed those two well hung mother F---ers
And she screwed my "Small Penis Ex Old Man"
And she screwed my
"Small Penis Ex Old Man"

Bridge / Middle Section

Verse 3
"Don't you ever call me"
Don't you two ever call me again
"Don't you two ever call me
Because I got me two well hung young men.

"Don't you ever call me"
Don't you two ever call me no more
"Don't you two ever call me"
Because you two are just two lying cheating whores.

Chorus
I knew when you two were being really friendly
You two were planning something right then and there
I caught you two banging away in his new F-250
So I tore off his brand new F-250 freaking mirrors.
I knew right then I had to get even
So I screwed his bother and her boyfriend
Yeah I screwed two well hung mother F---ers
And she screwed my
"Small Penis Ex Old Man"
Yeah I screwed two well hung mother F---ers
And she screwed my
"Small Penis Ex Old Man"

"SMALL PENIS EX OLD MAN"

Written By Barry Hanner

Verse 1
Baby Girl, I'm really nervous about sending these song lyrics
But I promised so I'll post them right away
I'm really concern about sending them over the internet
But I promised so I'll send them anyway.

I'll send them soon as possible
I hope you love what I had to say
With open arms I'll be here waiting
For you to come home soon one day.

Verse 2
I hope no one intercepts my heartfelt message
The very first song lyric I wrote for you
When you come home serving for our country
We'll add some music and some singing too.

With a open heart I will be here waiting
For that wonderful day when you come back home again
When you land there hugs, kisses and flowers
And I'll even kiss the ground as soon as you walk in.

Verse 3
Baby Girl, I'm going love you forever
From the first moment that we meet
I'm going to stand by your side forever
Even if I have to crawl on my hands and knees.

In this crazy world we have no assurances
But together our love will make it through
I'm a affectionate and I'm a gentleman
And I'll be here in Nashville waiting for you.

Verse 4
My relentless heart keeps pushing me to tell you
Just exactly how I feel
When my little hairs stood up on my arms I knew exactly
Exactly how I really feel.

I'm standing alone here waiting in a America
Waiting for "My War Face Hero" to come home
I look at all your pics and I see a Beautiful Angel
Baby Girl, I can't wait until your flight touches down.

Chorus
Baby Girl I'm still worried
About the time left you got to do
I keep worrying about all of those hidden dangers
And I already know of all the hell you all been through.
Baby Girl, You Are My Hero
And Baby Girl You Always Will
My open heart keeps pounding more that ever
"Every Time I Think Of You".

"Every Time I Think Of You"

Bridge / Middle Section

Verse 5
Baby Girl, I'm still really nervous
Because I just posted your new song lyrics today
Now after they approve it we will copyright it
So you can see your new song lyrics right away.

Look for Rhyming Stories And Dreams on Google
That's my website on Songbay
When I post your song lyrics they will be around forever
From now on and always.

Chorus
Baby Girl my arms are wide open
Waiting here in Nashville Tennessee
Hopefully when we meet it will last forever
Maybe from now on until eternity.
Baby Girl, You Are My Hero
And Baby Girl You Always Will
My Open Heart is pounding more than ever
"Every Time I Think Of You"
Baby Girl, My Open Heart Is Pounding More Than Ever
"Every Time I Think Of You"

"Every Time I Think Of You"

"EVERY TIME I THINK OF YOU"

Written By Barry Hanner

Verse 1
I Wish I Could Start Over
And change my whole life over again
I would have treated a whole lot of people better
More better than I ever did.

I'm so sorry I was so bossy
To all the players who were on all my teams
I wanted so hard for us to be winners
I am so sorry I was so mean.

Verse 2
I Wish I Could Start Over
And know now what I did'nt know then
I would have went out of my way more to help everybody
And maybe now I would be sitting around with some friends.

I would have brought fresh donuts every morning
For all the people at work I never knew
Maybe now I would a few friends around
Maybe at lease one or two.

Pre Chorus
"I Wish I Could Start Over"
Because there's so many bad things that I've done
I realize today I was the world's biggest ass hole
Who just loved taking advantage of everyone.
I Wish, I Wish I Could Start Over
And have a second chance once again
I Wish, I Wish I Could Start Over
And try to change the world the best that I can.

Bridge / Middle Section

Verse 3
I Wish I Could Start Over
And change all of my bad days
I wouldn't have lied and cheated my whole life
And conviced others to follow my bad ways.

I should accepted all my responibilities
And not ran out on all my kids
Not one of my kids ever comes over to see's me
Even after I tried to make up for everything I ever did.

Verse 4
I Wish I Could Start Over
That's what I pray for everyday
I'm alone at the end of a long rainbow
Where all the colors of the rainbow have all faded away.
There's no gold at the end of the rainbow
Just a bunch of broken bottles and empty tin cans
I wish I could start my whole life over
Because I know , I'm probably never going to heaven.

"I Wish I Could Start Over"
And Show God. I'm really not that bad of a man
"I Wish I Could Start Over"
To give myself a second chance to make it to heaven.
"OH GOD" . . . . "WISH I COULD START OVER"

"I WISH I COULD START OVER"

Written By Barry Hanner

Verse 1
I'm inspired by all our countries beauty
As I travel around our land
I think about a lot of things while I'm driving
Especially since I'm now an older man.

At night I'm still constantly dreaming
I write all down when I awake
Last night I was dreaming about my momma
And her great "German Chocolate Cake".

Verse 2
I would help cook in the kitchen
I'd help her and she'd let me have a taste
By the time we got done with all the cooking
We'd have a mess all over the place.

My dad would come in and just stare at me
And shake his head and just walk away
He'd said son when you get done helping your momma
Would you bring a piece of your momma's "German Chocolate Cake"

Chorus
One by one my brothers would enter the kitchen
Because of the great "German Chocolate Cake" smell
You'd hear them all banging away in the kitchen
And then you wouldn't hear anything at all.
In minutes the whole cake would be completely missing
And all my brothers would be back in their rooms
My momma and I would finish cleaning the kitchen
And then we'd sneak out.
"German Chocolate Cake" number two.
"GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE" Number Two

Bridge / Middle Section

Verse 3
My parents and I would celebrate together
With a whole "German Chocolate Cake" to our selves
We wouldn't have had any "German Chocolate Cake" If wasn't for momma
Who had hidden another "German Chocolate Cake" somewhere else.

She'd say if your big brothers weren't so greedy
They would have some ice cream on their cake too
Because your the only one who helps me out in the kitchen
We have our own party just your daddy, me and you.

Chorus
One by one my brothers went to the kitchen
Because of that great "German Chocolate Cake" smell
You always heard them banging away in the kitchen
After taking the rest of the "German Chocolate Cake" for themselves.
In minutes the cake would be completely missing
Then my brothers would return back to their rooms
My momma and I would finish cleaning up the kitchen
And we'd sneak out "German Chocolate Cake number two.
My momma and I would finish cleaning up the kitchen
And Sneak Out "GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE" For Ourselves

"GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE"

Written By Barry Hanner

Verse 1
We said we'd always be best friends
Until our school days finally came to a end
We knew that if we got physical together
Our friendship might blow up in flames.

After our second year of college
We both crossed the friendship line
Our one time thing became a habit
And now we're loving each other all of the time.

Verse 2
We had no more study partners over
She put her foot down right from the start
No more drinking late with my buddies
And we both had to be home by dark.

I traded in all my freedom
For lots of sex all of the time
When she rubs on me naked I go crazy
And I just loose my freaking mind.

Chorus
She was saving herself for marriage
I'm the first man she ever had
She texts me naked pics between my classes
And shows me what I could have had.
I didn't sex her up this morning
Which is mandatory everyday
I promised I'd make it up to her
"By Doubling Up On Sunday"
"By Doubling Up On Sunday'

Bridge / Middle Section

Verse 3
We said we'd always be best friends
Until we both finished school
She knew I was having sex with other women
But she never broke her own golden rule.

She even set me up with one of her girlfriends
I even told her all the nasty stuff that we did
I could tell she got a little excited
When we asked her if she wanted to join in.

Pre Chorus
She said she couldn't stand it anymore
So we got drunk and lock the door
We played strip poker and I was the winner
She bet sex to win back all of her clothes.

Chorus
She was saving herself for marriage
And I'm the first man she ever had
She ask me the next morning if I cheated
I Said Hun , "Yes I Might Have".
I miss sexing her up this morning
And that's mandatory for us everyday
I promised I would make it up to her
"By Doubling Up On Sunday"
I promised I would make it up to her
"By Doubling Up On Sunday"

"BY DOUBLING UP ON SUNDAY"

"BY DOUBLING UP ON SUNDAY"

Written By Barry Hanner

Verse 1
We're tired of all their bull shit
And we hate how our country is today
You two have turned our country into shambles
In your own communist kind of way.

China you use to be our trading partners
And Russia we were allies in world war two
Now you both are nothing but traitors
And thinking we're just a bunch of "American Fools"

Verse 2
We are tired of all these complications
And we're tired of getting screwed around
We know one day you both will turn on us
We also know it's just a matter of time.

You two have interfered too much in our business
To a point of no return
You two countries are playing to close to the fire
Be careful you both don't get burn.

Chorus
For years you have treated us unfairly
And also the whole entire world too
Now it's time to straighten out all of this bull shit
Because we are not "American Fools".

We know you two have been talking
Well we've been talking to all our allies too
The whole world is a watching out for all your funny business
And we aren't, "American Fools".
And we aren't, "AMERICAN FOOLS"

Bridge / Middle Section

Verse 3
China and Russia you two have always been real sneaky
And you love playing political games
Soon we have another presidential election
And if anything happens your the ones we're going to blame.

The whole world will be watching
And we're all keeping close eyes on you two
You two go on with your communist bull shit
Because we aren't, "American Fools"

Verse 4
The whole world is tired of all your bull shit
Of what's happening in the world today
You two have turned the world into shambles
In your own communist kind of way.

China we saved your ass in World War Two
And Russia we did the same in Germany too
Now you look at us like we're all crippled up
Like we're a bunch of weak "American Fools"

Chorus
We are America and were locked and loaded
And the whole world is locked and loaded too
You think we're all gonna go down easy
And we're just a bunch of "American Fools".
The whole world is also watching
To see what the next stupid thing going to do
Quit looking at the whole world like we're all gonna be easy
And we're all a bunch of worldwide fools.

Quit looking at us all like we're gonna be easy
And we all a bunch of "American Fools'
Quit looking at us all like we're gonna be easy
And we're all a bunch of "AMERICAN FOOLS"

"AMERICAN FOOLS"


About Me

Bio

I write poems, stories and song lyrics. All my stories rhyme. In now have written 3500 stories, used for children's books, hit songs poems and animation cartoons, greeting cards, online games. For films and movies. Also commercials.
In fact I submitted 24 song's in Nashville Tennessee and got 12 recorded at Diamond Garden Music and 12 more to go. Thanks to Eric and Troy.
And special thanks to Songbay for approving and copyrighting almost 200 straight in a row.

CV/History

I have been writing for over 30 years.
With the internet exploding around the world especially music one song can make as much money as a major film with a fraction of the cost. My company's name is "Rhyming Stories And Dreams". I Am Barry Hanner The Head Writer, Founder and CEO for over 20 years. I'm open to any and all collaborations. Stay safe everyone nice to meet you.

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