LYRIC FOR SALE

By Barry H

Verse 1
Last night I was drinking and driving,
With a bottle of Jack Daniels in my hand.
When I woke up I was barley breathing,
And then there was nothing..

Just before I heard he ain't gonna make it,
I remember I had a upside down map in my hand.
After raising straight up from the accident,
Then suddenly I started to turn around..

Chorus
I was headed down a smokey volcano,
Where I couldn't see through the thick air.
I was wondering what was going to happen,
Then my body started burning everywhere..

Your "A monster instead of a man"
And you need to follow all of my rules.
I am the Devil and this ain't heaven,
Your in hell with millions just like you..

Verse 2
There were demons always poking at me,
With pointed spears poking at me up the hill.
Up the hill there thousands of dirty cages,
With monsters like me everywhere..

You all have to stay in the cages for a hundred years,
And then your all free to roam,
We all went to horror class to be worst monsters,
And then The Devil sent us all back home..

Chorus
We all went up the smokey volcano,
And into the sun, wind and the air.
As we were flying our bodies were changing,
Just like all the people who live down there..

"Now Your A Monster Instead Of A Man"
Now hurt anyone that you can.
They put us back in our old neighborhoods,
And reek havoc to everyone..

Bridge/Middle Section

Verse 3
Finally i found all my distant relatives,
I screwed them up as much as I can.
They lost their jobs and their families,
And then I turned on all of their friends..

In a couple of years I destroyed them,
Where half of the town was now dead and gone.
Then I ran into my own great children's,
And I taught them everything that was wrong..

Chorus
I gave them up side down maps and got them drunk,
And watched them all die one by one.
It didn't take much to get the whole town crazy,
It was the exit to hell's assembly line..

The Devil himself expanded all my territories,
And gave me more power to destroy everything,
Then my ex wife who became a Golden Angel,
Started to brain wash the hate I had in me..

Verse 4
Now I'm "A Monster Instead Of A Man"
Why do you keep changing me.
She said because once you were my husband,
And God's wants me to set you free..

The ground started shaking.like a earthquake,
And then the Devil himself suddenly appeared.
Then God struck him down with millions of volt's of fury,
And then all the thunder clouds disappeared..

Verse 5
Now I'm Not "A Monster Instead Of A Man",
And God has paved a new way for me.
There's no up side maps where I'm going,
"ONLY UPWARDS FOR ETERNITY"..

Verse 6
Last night I was drinking and driving,
With a bottle of Jack Daniels in my hand.
I thought what the hell am I doing,
And why am I trying to kill everyone..

Upside down maps and Jack Daniels,
Will never get me to the promise land.
Do I want to be a Man or a Monster,
Or A "A Monster Instead Of A Man"..

Do I want to be a man or a monster,
Or A "A Monster Instead Of A Man"
Do I want to be a man or a monster,
OR A "A MONSTER INSTEAD OF A MAN"