The Island cougar
She's out to prove.
She's got just what it takes,
To keep up with those young bucks.
That keep making that mistake.
She's the one,
Keeping you warm.
Saturday night after the game.
Every week it's the same,
Here comes the Island cougar train.
So, roll her in flower.
Bake her for an hour.
Then just walk away.
We'll know you stayed too long,
By the herpes on your face.
Roll her in flower,
Bake her for an hour.
Then just walk away.
No one wants stale cake anyway.
She's the Island cougar,
Don't abuse her.
You might just lose,
What you came to use.
She's got a bite like a barracuda.
And she's out to prove,
She can out do ya.
Like a mountain,
you want to climb.
Anytime is the right time,
To ride that Island cougar train.
So, roll her in flower.
Bake her for an hour.
Then just walk away.
We'll know you stayed too long,
By the herpes on your face.
Roll her in flower,
Bake her for an hour.
Then just walk away.
No one wants stale cake anyway.
The Island cougar,
Was out to prove.
She has all it takes.
Walk day and night,
Keep that body tight.
Keep them looking her way.
So, wait patiently,
for that Island cougar train.
Every week it's the same.
Here comes that Island cougar train.
So, roll her in flower.
Bake her for an hour.
Then just walk away.
We'll know you stayed too long,
By the herpes on your face.
Roll her in flower,
Bake her for an hour.
Then just walk away.
No one wants stale cake anyway.
So, wait patiently.
For that Island cougar train.
To come around again.
Every week it's the same.
Here comes that Island cougar train.
She's the one keeping you warm.
Saturday night after the game.
Every week it's the same.
Here comes that Island cougar train.
So, wait patiently.
Your turn will come again.
She employees all the boys,
To use as toys.
She never goes home alone.
No need to sneak through the door,
She'll let you in.
So, you can ride that Island cougar train.
It might be after a red and black ball,
Or after a game.
But, after riding the Island cougar train.
You'll hang your head in shame.
So, roll her in flower.
Bake her for an hour.
Then just walk away.
We'll know you stayed too long,
By the herpes on your face.
Roll her in flower,
Bake her for an hour.
Then just walk away.
No one wants stale cake anyway.
There are no refunds,
On the Island cougar train.
You'll both enjoy the ride,
Don't hang your head in shame.
You'll wear that badge till your dying day.
So, you can all look back with pride.
At the day, you all had a ride,
On the Island cougar train.