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I was sitting in the parlour
Having breakfast with me muvver
I got a message from my girlfriend
It said "I'm leaving...I'm of to Belgium.
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She said I never told you
About Majorca
I met this guy there
A real good looker
We had a few drinks
And danced together
We started talking
'Bout the weather.
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
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"And then he kissed me
He held me tight
I couldn’t help it
He stayed all night
And now he's asked me
To come to Belgium
Where we'll get married
And have some children"
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah.
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Oh ain't it funny how things turn out
Life's all swings and roundabouts.
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I sent a letter
To my ex- darlin'
It said I'm sorry
That you're departing
But when you went
Off to Majorca
I was in Clacton
With your friend Lorna
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
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We had a good time
Down by the sea
We spoke of marriage
And we agreed
I bought a ring
And saucepans too
But Lorna worried
She thought of you
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
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But that's no problem
You've gone away
So we"ll get married
On Saturday
Oh ain't it funny
How things turn out
Life's all swings
and roundabouts.
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah