Went over to our inlaws for dinner
Her chili tastes like hamburger helper
Maybe she'll get a pizza delivered
Her house is always clean as a whistle
But when she visits you and yours
She picks out spots you missed a little
When it's time to get in their car
Her poor husband is at the wheel
It won't be long for the yellin to start
Why are you behind a truck again?
I told you to turn right at the light!
Stop and let someone else drive!
When she stands in front of a mirror
She sees her britches don’t fit her
When the dog needs to get a walkin
She tells her man God bless him
When it comes to going shopping
She knows every deal verbatim
She is the original back seat driver
Everybody knows someone like her
If you got a story you want to share
She’ll one up you a minute later
She is part of the damn family
And my wife won’t let us quit her
Wanna whisper something private
Anything you ever saw or heard?
She'll listen like a good Catholic
And when she hears a little tidbit
A second later it’s on the Internet
Now you know nothing is private
Don't dare ask her any questions
She’ll makeup some suggestions
If she sees something out the window
She rushes right over with her phone
Another one of them chicken necks
She’s calling you now just so you know
She is the original back seat driver
Everybody knows someone like her
If you got a story you want to share
She’ll one up you a minute later
She is part of the damn family
And my wife won’t let us quit her
C'mon now! Y'all know someone just like her!
