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It's been a little slow
With the women lately
Can't seem to find one
Who's willin' to date me

Past few months
My dating life's a zero
It was time to take the advice
Of my country singin hero

I have nothin to lose
My prospects are iffy
And no one was wiser
Than Joe Diffie

Joe always said
There's something women like
About a pickup man
And an eight-foot bed

Went down to the car lot
Laid down some dough
Ready to find me a woman
In my new Silverado

I went cruisin' through town really slow
The only person I saw was Bobby Joe
A different kinda queen
If you know what I mean

He flagged me down
Asked me for a ride
Was headin to a march
To celebrate his pride

I dropped him off
Then headed home
Like every night lately
I spent it alone

Realized I had learned
An expensive lesson
So thought I'd try something
From Willie Nelson

Went down to the bar
Spent my whole paycheck
On some ole wreck
Who was sippin a Lone Star

We were drinkin and dancin
Havin the time of my life
Till a man grabbed my arm
Said get your hands off my wife

Hurried outta the bar
Then headed home
Like every night lately
I spent it alone

Now I'm broke till next payday
Got a truck payment that's late
Adding insult to injury
I still can't get a date

My country heroes
Let me down
They sing about how to get a woman
But it doesn't work in my town