MUSIC FOR SALE

I come home from work
Take off my shirt and pants
Toss them in the washer
Walk to my bed
Lay my head on the pillow
Close my eyes and fall asleep

(4 lines of music)

My girlfriend yells
Are you kidding me
I open my eyes
Roll out of bed
Walk into the hallway
She says, who put the pen in the washer

Chorus
I'm dreaming
She's screaming
There's only two of us
And she wants to know
Who put the pen in the washer

She holds the pen in her hand
Yells look what you did
My clothes are ruined
Why do you always do this
What do you have to say for yourself
(sing) I say, that's not my pen... wasn't me

Chorus
I'm dreaming
She's screaming
There's only two of us
And she wants to know
Who put the pen in the washer
Who put the pen in the washer