MUSIC FOR SALE

[Intro]
[strummed acoustic guitar]

[Verse 1]
[male baritone vocals]
You sound like a boy
You have a weird voice
You talk like a freak from the south
You\'ve got a funny lookin\' mouth
You\'re too tall
Your chest is so small
Your nose is too big
You\'re skinny like a twig

[Chorus]
[kick drum enters, bass guitar enters]
These are the things bullies said to me
And my mom would say don\'t listen to them
Or you\'ll start to believe and she was right
One day I did and I did for a real long time

[Verse 2]
[acoustic guitar continues, light percussion]
You must be gay
Why do you dress that way?
You are ugly
You are weird
You\'re definitely queer
You\'re a loser
Everyone knows
You\'re a homo

[Chorus]
[layered vocal harmonies, tambourine enters]
These are the things bullies said to me
And my mom would say don\'t listen to them
Or you\'ll start to believe and she was right
One day I did and I did for a real long time

[Bridge]
[palm-muted acoustic guitar, piano chords]
I believed it all
I believed I was too tall
My chest was too small
My voice was too weird
But I never believed I was queer
I believed my nose was too big
That I was skinny like a twig
That I shouldn\'t dress that way
But didn\'t believe I was gay
[vocal intensity increases]
No way in hindsight
I guess I was gay, queer, and a homo

[Outro]
[full band, driving rhythm]
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
[acoustic guitar fades]