MUSIC FOR SALE

Some songs they make you happy
Some songs they make you sad
Some songs are made to sing along and those,
they ain’t half bad

Some songs are meant for singing
things that can’t be said
So you add a neat
foot stomping beat
and sing what can’t be said

Now this song it’s about a man
no hunny it’s not you.

It’s about a man who couldn’t give
Couldn’t give a damn





He’s got his chest a walking
3 feet straight ahead.

His chin’s so high he can barely see
the women left for dead.

This man he kept a walking -
strutting all his stuff,
but he must’ve needed glasses
cuz he couldn’t see enough…

Of the women down below him
who propped up his old ass

Who were taking note
and not afraid to poke
this bear right in his throat


Remember that I told you
this song - it’s not about you,
but I wouldn’t be up here singing it
if it weren’t all true
And
I can’t help it hunny if he looks alot like you


Clap going
Oh - Cmon honey, just listen to how this goes.


This man he had a pretty face -
was charming just like you.
He’s a mommas boy
his sister’s favorite toy
in playing “I’m better than you “

This man just keeps a walking
in a bliss-full state of mind.
And if you need a dollar,
hunny he ain’t got the time.

He’s got cowboy boots and three piece suits
That make him look real fine!

But all those other women
Had a different story to tell
And Since he wouldn’t listen
they were fixen
To put him through hell

—-
Remember that I told you this song - it’s not about you,
but I wouldn’t be up here singing it
if it weren’t all true
And
I can’t help it hunny if he looks alot like you


Clap going
Oh - Alright now, your gonna be OK - just listen till the end



Now this song it’s about a man
no hunny it’s not you.

It’s about a man who couldn’t give
Couldn’t give a damn





He’s got his chest a walking
3 feet straight ahead.

His chin’s so high he can barely see
the women left for dead.

This man he kept a walking -
strutting all his stuff,
but he must’ve needed glasses
cuz he couldn’t see enough…

Of the women down below him
who propped up his old ass

Who were taking note
and not afraid to poke
this bear right in his throat



This man he had a pretty face -
was charming just like you.
He’s a mommas boy
his sister’s favorite toy
in playing “I’m better than you “

This man just keeps a walking
in a bliss-full state of mind.
And if you need a dollar,
hunny he ain’t got the time.

He’s got cowboy boots and three piece suits
That make him look real fine!

But all those other women
Had a different story to tell
And Since he wouldn’t listen
they were fixen
To put him through hell


hunny I’m glad it’s not you