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She’s all Twitter-pated
Her consciousness is faded
Not eaten since December
Cuz - all she can remember

Is Tim from Tullahoma
Took her by surprise
Just a girl from Alabam
Not looking for no guy

Blushing like a school girl
Cant walk a straight line
After coming home from Tullahoma
Gone and lost her mind.

If you don’t want your girl
In a love sick coma
Best keep her out of Tullahoma
This here is my best advice
Don’t let her cross that Tennessee Line





Tim from Tullahoma
Takes ‘em by surprise
All our girls from Alabam
Not looking for no guys

We’re rounding up a posse
Got to go and see
How he’s got - all our girls
Buckling at their knees

_______
Maybe it’s his Stetson hat
Or how he wears his chaps

How he holds his buckle…
Thumb from his right hand

Maybe it’s his boots, got
Dirt straight from the land

How he talks to women
Please and thank you, ma’am

He don’t know he’s sexy,
It wasn’t. even. planned.

Ain’t no grounds to charge him,
I don’t understand

Cuz Tim from Tullahoma
He’s just a hard working man.

______

So why’s she Twitter-pated
Consciousness - faded
Not eaten since December
And - all she can remember

Is Tim from Tullahoma
Took her by surprise
Just a girl from Alabam
Not looking for no guy

Blushing like a school girl
Cant walk a straight line
After coming home from Tullahoma
Gone and lost her mind.

If you don’t want your girl
In a love sick coma
Best keep her out of Tullahoma
This here is my best advice
Don’t let her cross that Tennessee Line





Tim from Tullahoma
Sexy without Knowin’
Puttin’ All Our Girls
In a Love. Sick. Coma