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A lot of stories need to be told.
And, most stories need a hero.
However, this one doesn’t, but it’s about a guy called “Chico”.
His given name is Garland so the nickname makes sense, yo!

Ole boy is pushing 50.
But, is his life plan nifty?
Poor guy is single, but he loves to mingle.
He’s a pro on SnapChat sharing posts claiming he’s husband material.
He’s a hardcore Cajuns fan, leads many groups, taking most of his time up, so who wants this man?

He’s truly a good guy though.
Likes to drink, but not a wine-o.
The guy prefers whiskey and gold tops and when he’s drunk it shows.
So, when he’s in G-mode, please take his keys and lend him your sofa.

It’s a story bout Chico.
Oldest guy we know.
He’ll cook for you and pass out too.
But, before he goes to bed he’ll send you a snap though!

They call him Chico.

A fantastic lover…maybe.
His future wife is in for a surprise, especially if she’s into the thumb in a beard thing.
A quick little pickle tickle is what he’ll bring.
She’ll be so lucky…I imagine.
Probably more if she runs.
But hey,he’s Chico.

It’s a story bout Chico.
Oldest guy we know.
He’ll cook for you and pass out too.
But, before he goes to bed he’ll send you a snap though!

They call him Chico.

This guy is a legend.
There’s no one better.
And, if you look at his track record, it certainly shows.
But, husband material versus ever getting married? Who the fuck knows?

He’s a good ole boy from the parish named Garland.
SnapChat whisperer, Cajun fandom leader, and legend to everyone who knows him.

They call him Chico.