MUSIC FOR SALE

It's Cartier, it's rolex, it's a Porsche, you'll pay with Amex, Platinum of course, a little grey today cos you lost a hundred k on a slow horse, and you'll prob'ly lose your shirt on the divorce.
Still you really can't complain, as your therapist explained, negativity can drain all your energy and pain is the opposite of gain
and you can't think of anything much worse,
Oh, that homeless girl's disgusting, what a foul and tasteless toad!
And you're not designed for trusting, maybe you should cross the road

You have the health
You have the wealth
You deserve it for yourself
Can't help everybody else
Not thinking of them
Too poor to rob them
A first world problem
A first world problem
A first world problem

Oh, the service is appalling
Better fill the air with hate
Better make somebody suffer
Cos your order's running late
Gonna make sure that deliv'ry guy
Cops a healthy serve or two
Why not threaten him with homelessness
Cos he sucked at serving you
And if you see him sitting with a board
And begging for some spare
You can march on by all justified
Cos you helped to put him there

You have the health
You have the wealth
You deserve it for yourself
Can't help everybody else
Not thinking of them
Too poor to rob them
A first world problem
A first world problem
A first world problem

[BRIDGE]
Oh, you're slightly stressed
Cos the payment's due
on your million dollar house
Guess your holiday
lost a week or two
Guess you'll have to tough it out
But why should you
Have to sacrifice
Your wife will think you're such a jerk
Then you won't get laid
Why not sack the maid?
Let the butler do her work

You have the health
You have the wealth
You deserve it for yourself
Can't help everybody else
Not thinking of them
Too poor to rob them
A first world problem
A first world problem
A first world problem

There's a white girl at the table
And a black man standing near
On their faces sweet expressions
On their t-shirts 'Volunteer'
And the white girl feeds a crying man
The black man gives a hug
If you ask them why they do it
Then they'll probably just shrug
And in their loving eyes you'll see the light
They're doing what they do because it's right

You have the health
You have the wealth
You deserve it for yourself
Can't help everybody else
Not thinking of them
Too poor to rob them
A first world problem
A first world problem
A first world problem