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(Verse)
If I played a fantasy role playing game
I wouldn't play a cleric that would be lame
Don't want a thief that hustles
I'll take a warrior with big ole muscles
Since it's only a game I'd drink in excess
Every woman I come across I would flex
Ask the D M to roll a twenty sided die
See if the ladies want to hang with a big sexy guy

(Cleric)
In dungeons I'm first in the fray
With my sword I'm here to slay
Looking for treasure
Any arguments, I'll settle that dispute
Not here to talk with monsters
Not here to battle with honor
I'll smash everything I can
Because I'm a big burly man

(Verse)
After spending time in the taverns
My group and I will go to the caverns
We're going deep into this dungeon
I'd better not be hanging with dumb ones
The thief will pick the locks on the door
I'll smash everything, knock them to the floor
The cleric will heal from the back
Magic user casting spells, he's always on the attack

(Chorus)
In dungeons I'm first in the fray
With my sword I'm here to slay
Looking for treasure
Any arguments, I'll settle that dispute
Not here to talk with monsters
Not here to battle with honor
I'll smash everything I can
Because I'm a big burly man

(Chorus)
In dungeons I'm first in the fray
With my sword I'm here to slay
Looking for treasure
Any arguments, I'll settle that dispute
Not here to talk with monsters
Not here to battle with honor
I'll smash everything I can
Because I'm a big burly man