Real Issues
By Duckie
I can hardly cope without dope, so I tend to sit and mope and mentally prey and hope that more catholic boys wouldn't require soap on a rope in an attempt to avoid a soldier of god under the pope who is trying to spiritually elope whilst stealing themselves a little grope, Fxxx I bet they never knew that this offensive action would lead to an entire loss of traction becoming a societal outcast in the eyes of every non-predatory faction and don't even think of asking for a retraction because you won't fxxxing get one, you cock sucking bum and if there is a hassle comprehending it simply means you're far too dumb to realize any of these boys could be your brother or even a son, now with this subject I am finally done.
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All any of us can do is holler out loud "What the Fxxx".
When the government you all foolishly elected is fresh out of luck.
And not a step closer to solving any of our issues leaving us stuck.
Knee deep in shit until election promises fly around while we have to duck.
Before ridiculing any one zip up your lips and bring your fxxxing brain to a halt.
This shit in which was just spit, requires you all to take it with a grain of salt.
Our Great Nations problems and major issues can only be the governing bodies fault.
That's it you fxxxing pricks, we struggle and suffer whilst you climb deeper into a bottle of single malt.
And eventually you all might deliver on election promises and start acting like a fxxxing adult?
2ND Verse
Now I find I must always navigate my way through all of the hate in which they generate as we are twisted into an angered state when having to hear the pre-ballot box debate in relation to the rate in which they fxxxing immigrate on rusty tuna can boats some times hiding in a crate bound for our shores once arriving saying it was fate how ever it is just more issues for our country they create because once the politicians release them into our communities they immediately begin to populate leaving society to bare the god damn weight and still we are expected to welcome them in with open arms and a big fxxxing Gday mate!
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