It's My Xmas Birthday Today!
By Sharon Trafali
CHORUS
It's my birthday today and it's almost Xmas,
So can I sit on your knee?
You can dress-up as Santa and I'll be your Mrs.
And we'll light-up the Xmas tree!
VERSE 1.
It's freezing outside and there's layers of snow.
So we can roast chestnuts on the fire.
We'll sing Xmas carols and kiss under the mistletoe
And give a donation to the choir.
I'll make you hot chocolate with marshmellows and cinnamin
And we'll let the Xmas cheer come in!
Gosh!.....I don't know where to begin!
CHORUS
It's my birthday today and it's almost Xmas,
So can I sit on your knee?
You can dress-up as Santa and I'll be your Mrs.
And we'll light-up the Xmas tree!
VERSE 2.
I have a present for you.......guess what it is? Wouldn't you like to see?
I'm wearing my Xmas stocking and my Xmas garter and I can't wait to sit on your knee!
I like you in red, with your beard and red hat
And we can eat Xmas cake and have a hot chat.
I can show-off a leg and sit on your lap....
Right next to the holly and Xmas tree!
CHORUS
It's my birthday today and it's almost Xmas,
So can I sit on your knee?
You can dress-up as Santa and I'll be your Mrs.
And we'll light-up the Xmas tree!
BRIDGE.
Hot, hot, hot, hot.....hot chocolate!
Yes, it's really hot in here.
I need a cognac, a martini and a sweet sherry;
Ho, ho, ho, Santa and Mrs.will be merry.
Here's to a happy Xmas and good cheer!
VERSE 3.
I've made some chestnut soup, rum truffles and mince pies
And I'm hoping you'll arrive with your rein-deer.
I have a 'pressi' and Oh...what a surprise!
And a something now my birthday is here.
I'm wearing my Xmas stocking, red garter and suspender.
And you can be jolly...ho, ho, ho in your red gear.
I reckon you 'll make a splendid
naughty, bar-tender.
Let's drink and be merry, 'cos it's my birthday today and Xmas is near.
CHORUS
It's my birthday today and it's almost Xmas,
So can I sit on your knee?
You can dress-up as Santa and I'll be your Mrs.
And we'll light-up the Xmas tree!
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It's my Xmas birthday today, can I sit on your knee?
