My Dream Girls
By That Beach Sound Cartel
[Intro]
You ever kissed a fish?
No?
Well, let me tell you about my dream girls…
[Verse 1]
I saw this mermaid in a turquoise sea,
She had a voice like an angel, she was singing just for me.
Long flowing hair and a beautiful smile,
I thought I’d found heaven for a little while.
But she smelled like a wet dog, her tail was sore,
Had to flop like a seal just to get through the door.
She slapped that tail at me, when she didn’t get her wish,
And I kept asking myself, dude, have you ever kissed a fish?
[Chorus]
My Dream girls, oh, my dream girls,
Prettiest trouble in three different worlds.
One’s got a tail, one’s got a sway,
One wants a tip before she walks away.
They might be nightmares, but here’s the thing,
I still want to see what tomorrow’s dreams bring.
They ain’t perfect, but they’re sweet,
And I’ve got three good reasons to go back to sleep.
[Verse 2]
The hula girl lives on a Hawaiian shore,
Her hips went around, then they went some more.
She danced to the drums underneath the moon,
I thought I’d found paradise a little too soon.
She kept her grass skirt in the refrigerator,
Said, “Don’t touch my greens, I’ll be wearing those later!”
A gust of wind sent her lei in her face,
She spun those hips and sent me flying through space.
Those hips could crack coconuts, strong as can be,
I started wondering what they’d do to me!
[Chorus]
My Dream girls, oh, my dream girls,
Prettiest trouble in three different worlds.
One’s got a tail, one’s got a sway,
One wants a tip before she walks away.
They might be nightmares, but here’s the thing,
I still want to see what tomorrow’s dreams bring.
They ain’t perfect, but they’re sweet,
And I’ve got three good reasons to go back to sleep.
[Verse 3]
The Hooters girl in that cut-off top and orange shorts,
Twenty buffalo wings, never spilled the sauce.
She danced through the tables with a tray held high,
I thought I’d found an angel, and she caught my eye.
But her hair smelled like pickles, her sneakers were ripe,
She slammed another Red Bull to get through the night.
I started talking about us, how happy we could be,
She said, “Honey, sign the check. I’ve got followers to see!”
I left her twenty dollars, thought I’d made her day,
She picked up the receipt and just walked away.
[Bridge]
They say be careful what you wish for,
‘Cause dreams ain’t always what they seem.
Your dream girl could be your worst nightmare…
Just with better lighting, in that darn dream.
[Final Chorus]
My Dream girls, oh, my dream girls,
Prettiest trouble in three different worlds.
One’s got a tail, one’s got a sway,
One wants a tip before she walks away.
They ain’t so perfect, I’ve come to see,
But they’re still the girls of my wildest dreams.
So turn out the lights, don’t make a peep,
I’ve got three good reasons to go back to sleep.
[Finale]
One smells like fish, one’s dressed in grass,
One wants a tip and couldn’t care less.
They’ve all got troubles, that’s plain to see,
But I’m going back to sleep… they’re waiting for me.
One’s got a tail, one’s got a sway,
One took my twenty and walked away.
They might be nightmares, but here’s the thing,
I’m closing my eyes for another fling.
They ain’t so perfect, I’ve come to see,
But they’re still the girls of my wildest dreams.
So turn out the lights, don’t make a peep,
I’ve got three good reasons to go back to sleep.
[Outro]
Now, where was I?
Oh yeah…
That mermaid still owes me a kiss.
Hope she brushed her teeth.
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