LYRIC FOR SALE

By Darrel S

YOU CAN’T GO TO HEAVEN IF YOU AIN’T GOT NO BRAIN


Your going to heaven, but didn’t bring your brain.

Uh oh

Oh no

You can’t go to heaven if you ain’t got a brain!

Uh oh

Oh no

You’re going to heaven, but didn’t bring your brain,
How will you remember if you don’t have a brain?

Uh oh

Oh No

You got into heaven, but you didn’t bring your eyes
You can’t see your loved ones if you ain’t got no eyes!

Oh No

Oh My

What if you are going to hell, but didn’t bring you brain
Could you remember your sins, if you didn’t have a brain?

Oh My

Oh My

Your going to hell, but didn’t bring your body
Could you suffer and burn if you don’t have your flesh?

Oh My Oh My Oh My


We’re going to heaven, but didn’t bring our hearts
Could you love anyone if you don’t have a heart?

Uh oh

Oh my

No No No No No

Would you hear St Peter if you ain’t got no ears?
Would he see you if you ain’t got your shell?

Don’t Know,
Oh Oh

They say you can’t take it with you.
But will you care
If you can’t feel anything
And your brain memories ain’t there.

Oh Oh

Oh No

Welcome to Valhalla. The feast will soon begin.
But you didn’t bring you mouth, so how will you taste the meal?

Oh No

They are giving you a hero’s funeral. All the pomp and ceremony which you deserve.
But you won’t be able to see it, and you won’t hear the elegy because you don’t have your ears.

Oh No
Oh Oh

You have arrived in heaven and you want your allocation of virgins.
But you have no eyes to see and no hands to touch.

No No No No Oh Oh Oh Oh

You can’t go to heaven if you ain’t got a brain!
You can’t go to hell if you ain’t got no brain!
You can’t go to heaven if you ain’t got a body!
And you can’t go to hell if you ain’t got no flesh!

Oh Oh

Oh My

You can’t go to heaven if you ain’t got a brain!
You can’t go to hell if you ain’t got no brain!
You can’t go to heaven if you ain’t got a body!
And you can’t go to hell if you ain’t got no flesh!

Oh No

Oh well...I think you will need a soul after all.