LYRIC FOR SALE

By Andy Shipp

It’s 4am
Everyone in the house
Should be asleep
But
The kids are awake
Hoping to catch
A cheeky peek
Ssh
Don’t get too
Excited
Or make the
Floorboards creek

[V2]
Wake up
Mum n dad
Santa’s been
Just five
More minutes
They both say
But
Its Christmas day
And i’ve just
Seen Santa leaving
On his sleigh

[C]
Christmas cheer
Just give me
Another beer
I don’t know
Who’s gonna visit
Gotta pretend to
Be in the
Christmas spirit
Ho Ho Ho

[V3]
Wrapping Paper
Flying everywhere
Batteries missing
Not got any spare
It’s like a
Pantomime in here
( OH YES IT IS)
Kids are hyped,
They’re
Screaming loud,
The dog’s going mad,
It’s a crazy crowd

[C]
Christmas cheer
Just give me
Another beer
I don’t know
Who’s gonna visit
Gotta pretend to
Be in the
Christmas spirit
Ho Ho Ho

[B]
Uneven tables,
Wonky chairs
Secret Santas
No one cares
Pull a cracker
What’s inside
Rubbish joke
And a plastic
Hair slide

[C]
Christmas cheer
Just give me
Another beer
i don’t know
Who’s gonna visit
Gotta pretend to
Be in the
Christmas spirit
Ho Ho Ho

[V3]
Mum is dancing
The turkey’s burning
Sprouts smelly
Gravy’s lumpy
Kids are starving
Grandma’s on the
Sherry
Whey Hey
It’s a Christmas party

[C]
Christmas cheer
Just give me
Another beer
i don’t know
Who’s gonna visit
Gotta pretend to
Be in the
Christmas spirit
Ho Ho Ho

[O]
Mums still dancing
Dad is snoring
Dogs not stopped
Barking
Grandma’s still
Drinking
We thought
Christmas
Was going to be
Quiet
What was we thinking
Ho ho ho