LYRIC FOR SALE

By Arun Sawad

Lohree dohree

Hey now I went to pick you up
But you made me wait like a Sheila date
Outside while you pampered yourself
And I sat on the porch while you laadaa Deedee Faa ever come court
Everybody looked on
- from the neighborhood
While I waited
- ever Pati-ant-ly
Then you finally came without a second word
You sat in the main seat
While I drove like Mr. Holk Colburn
- yeah that dude from Driving Miss Daisy
The one who drives around and around all over this town
While you sit and coddle and put on moisturizer
Like a dilla dee bi-atch
That’s the way it flows
Yeah that’s the way it goes
When you’re picking up an old school ho

[chorus]
Dee up dah dee dah duo
Sup dee dah dah dup
Yeah that’s the way it goes
when you’re pickin up an old school ho

Then we go round the corner
Not far at all
And an Indian mofo slams on his brakes
We bump
Like dunk dee dunk
And stop
To check that rump
But even after I tell him sweet
I’ll pay some cash and I got family
That can fix that up
I told him straight
But he wouldn’t regulate
Then I turned around and you were no where to be found
What the heck
Where’s my mate I sed
I called you up and you answered clear
You were ain’t gonna have nothin - oh my dear

No nothin now
Nothin to insinuate
You weren’t gonna be part of my fate
You walked home and left me sheer
To climb alone on the Indian’s veneer

[chorus]
Dee up dah dee dah duo
Sup dee dah dah dup
Yeah that’s the way it goes
when you’re pickin up an old school ho

So I ended up taking off
Going to a friends and praying lots
And I called you up and I said - why?
You said you had to look after the wise guy
Oh me oh my what could I do
I was dealing with some - Ole ole school

[chorus]
Dee up dah dee dah duo
Sup dee dah dah dup
Yeah that’s the way it goes
when you’re pickin up an old school ho
Dup dah dee dah dah dee dah dah dee dup dah dah …