LYRIC FOR SALE

By Mara Elyne

[Intro - Talking]
Had thirteen things to do
So I wrote this song instead
Took me eighteen days
Distraction's a bitch
Hold on
*Pause*
fxxx, my soup is cold again
(Ahhh)

[Verse 1]
Hard drive? - Always full
Two hundred tabs open -
What a load of bull (help)
Focus? - It's either hyper or none
(Oh look, a bird!)
Come on brain - Shush!

Put my phone down, someone texted me
I swear I've replied in theory (nope)
Started cooking, wrote a rhyme
Forgot my coffee, for the fifth damn time
'I'll see you at nine' -
HAH! That's cute
Lying 'bout my ETA -
In my mind it's the truth

[Prechorus]
My brain is fuzzy, never clear
I walk into a room and think -
Why the F am I here??

[Chorus]
Shopaholic or drama queen
I'll wear that crown (Put it on!)
I'm perfectly imperfect
Can't hold me down
They say I'm too loud, too much, too bright -
No screw that -
I'm - just - right!

[Verse 2]
Strollin' through life with ADHD
Perfectly messy and moody - that's me
Scrollin' online, hit Buy Now quick (click, click, click!)
Forgot what I bought
(Suprise!) - It's sick

Purchased a planner -
Never saw it again
Can't find a pen -
I have like a hundred and ten
Brain is playing Spice Girls on replay
Overloaded To Do list - Nahh, not today

[Bridge]
Keys reappear like I'm a magician
Just so you know ----
I'm special edition (Limited!)

[Break - Talking]
Hmm, I need a redbull
Oh wait, there's two
One almost empty, one half full
Is that a cup of - milk - from yesterday?
Whoops, better throw that away

*Meowing cat*
Oooh hello my pretty kitty!
I will grab your food
Oh, I should clean the fridge -
- Wait -
- CRAP! -

[Chorus]
Shopaholic or drama queen
I'll wear that crown (put it on!)
I'm perfectly imperfect
Can't hold me down
They say I'm too loud, too much, too bright -
No screw that -
I'm - just - right!

[Final Chorus]
Shopaholic or drama queen
I'll wear that crown (put it on!)
I'm perfectly imperfect
Can't hold me down
They say I'm too loud, too much, too bright -
No screw that -
I'm - just - right!

[Outro]
So yeah, now you know what it's about
ADHD, chaotic but proud
Even when I....
(Wait, what was I saying again)
*Laughs* - Classic