LYRIC FOR SALE

By piccolo peet

He dances like a drag queen , and sings like Fred Astaire
he acts like he's marylin monroe , and looks like a grizzly bear
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He dresses up like a drag queen , whose only just been seen
he dances like a drag queen , but he acts like he's still a teen
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He really looks the part , and boy can he really sing
If he wasn't a drag queen , he wants to be the king
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He really wants that fame and fortune , and to see his name up there in bright lights
he dances like a drag queen , when he's wearing fishnet tights
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He really looks the part he plays , and his makeup is just so divine
He doesn't have a minute to spare , he's practising all the time
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He really loves his jewellery , and he really loves his bling
I think he's just got married , because i saw him with a wedding ring

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He sings about the pleasures , of doing what he feels like as a man
And then he went to Paris , and joined in the cancancan
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The Moulin rouge loved him , as he danced with all the other queens
He was always in the papers smiling , like a cat who's just eaten all the cream
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He thinks that he's a woman , and doesn't dress up like a man
He really is a drag queen , and i'm his biggest fan
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He really loves to be flamboyant , his clothes are really chic
He really loves to dance , as his lover kisses him on the cheek
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He really loves his eye shadow , his lipsticks is crimson red
He really likes dressing up , and wears a french wig upon his head
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He likes to tease the women , that he looks much better than most of them
If you want to watch my dance queen , his show starts at half past ten
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He really plays the part , like he's the star in a west end show
He had to pick a stage name , so he went and called himself Aunty Flo
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He really loves being a drag queen , it was his childhood dream
Just like most other children , he was told children should be heard and never seen

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He sings about the pleasures , of doing what he feels like as a man
And then he went to Paris , and joined in the cancancan
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The Moulin rouge loved him , as he danced with all the other queens
He was always in the papers smiling , like a cat who's just eaten all the cream
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He dances as if he's in Berlin , just before the second world war
If he wasn't a real drag queen , he swears that he would be a whore
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He loves that jazzy music , in all those smoke filled music rooms
The thing that makes him so happy , is when his heart goes boom boom boom
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He loves to play the women , he says it because they can't do it right
He loves to be the biggest star , of the show every single night
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He wants to find that happiness , that only sexual freedom can ever bring
The first time that he burst out of the closet , he just began to sing
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He sang about the pleasures , of wearing women's clothes
he's glad he came out of the closet , now that everybody knows
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He sings about the freedom , that most people will never achieve
Just look at yourself in the mirror , and make yourself believe

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He sings about the pleasures , of doing what he feels like as a man
And then he went to Paris , and joined in the cancancan
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The Moulin rouge loved him , as he danced with all the other queens
He was always in the papers smiling , like a cat who's just eaten all the cream
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He sings about the pleasures , of doing what he feels like as a man
And then he went to Paris , and joined in the cancancan
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I followed him to Paris i followed him to Rome
I follow him everywhere , to make sure he's never alone