BATTY BAT GOTH
By GogSongs
Batty Bat Goth
Batty bat bat woke up one day and thought he was a cat and on another was convinced he was a frog or a dog,, batty bat bat was also quite deaf,, and one day spotted a moth,,
"Oi" shouted batty bat bat " I want to be you if even for merely a jot"
"I'm a moth" shouted moth,, but batty bat bat's ear went into a flop,,,, and ever since he's been flying round as a Goth
Now batty bat bat was all in excitement all thanks to moth and little black tummy all in a froth and frith thanks to this. Now what he wanted above all else was a hiss such a lot of frightening he could do with this,, especially with kids. He didn't know why he wanted a hiss and often thought he might like a fizz, he'd decided one one night whilst twirling in flight to go in search of a fizz or a hiss, but he had heard a hiss and thought it sounded better and went after that did Batty bat bat.
Now where can I find one he thought to himself and it crossed his mind he'd like to be an Elf. Batty bat bat did this all the time,, oh how he wished he could make up his mind. He sat on an acorn and looked at his feet then hung upside down which he found such a treat.
Batty bat bat had two little fangs that always pointed upwards when he hung uppy-side down and his hair would flop downwards showing his frown. His frown was a furrow and and he wished he could burrow like a mole or a vole who had a nose like a funnel with which he could tunnel.
Batty bat bat dropped from the branch and hitched up his batty bat pants and flew from the tree and into the air flew wonderfully free and pondered how he could fly but really couldn't see. He could fly over here and fly over there and never hit anything he was so full of dare, Fly under bushes and fly over flowers and once even flew under a great big tower. He loved the rain and a cloud-bursting shower and could dodge every raindrop as if they weren't there. And when he was tired and full of a days jape he'd go back to his cave and wrap himself up in his Batty bat cape.
Batty bat opened an eye one morning something had disturbed him as he was soundly snoring. He'd been out all night and came home before dawning the sound that disturbed was something amiss,, he knew that sound it was a hissy hiss hiss. Yes, he thought, I know what's amiss whatever it is can give me a loan or lend of that hiss.
From under a rock slithered slippy Jill snake for it was this time of day she should be awake. She was looking for a mouse for breakfast to make. But looking up another thought struck, I could have Batty bat if I could make him un-hook. Batty bat looked down revealing his frown then un-hooked and fluttered to the ground.
Jill snake raised her head into Batty's eyes to look and barely believed her luck that Batty had unhooked there was breakfast right there tho un-cooked. Batty bat stared her straight in the eye he knew the look there he did spy,
“I know that look there in your eye slippy Jill snake, its the look of Batty bat breakfast you'de like to make, but I was only looking for a favour you see as I have something I've found amiss, tis a lend or a loan of your hissy hiss hiss”
“Now listen to me Batty bat goth you're always trying to be what you are not, me, I am what I am and always shall be and you a goth you are not, for I spoke to flossy floss moth and it wasn't “Goth” she shouted that day it was “Moth” Just be thankful that you are not a cat a dog or a frog or even worse a tatty rat rat you are simply a bat and a very nice one at that so simply just be happy with that. So it isn't a hiss that you are amiss go find a girlfriend a Batty Bat Miss and all you think you have not got will float away in a fluffy fluff cloud and you will truly find bliss when Batty Bat Miss opens your eyes with one wonderful kiss”
