LYRIC FOR SALE

By Andy Shipp

intro]
Confetti in the air
Everyone full
Of cheer
A day to remember
Together for ever?

[V1]
It was going well
Till the best man
Mentioned dirty sex
Brides dad got mad
And gave him hell
Then the groom
Got confused
Mentioned his ex
So the bride
Stormed out the room
Screamed a mighty
Yell
Like the chimes
Of a Wedding bell

[c]
Even before
The band
Had played
Their first song
It’s all gone
Wrong
No first dance
Or lasting romance
At my Cousin’s
Wedding

[V2]
Aunty Mabel was
Drunk at her table
Mother of the bride
Just cries and cries
On the dance floor
A fight spilled out
Between bridesmaids
All this was on socials
Before anyone walked
Out of the door

[c]
Even before
The band
Had played
Their first song
It’s all gone
Wrong
No first dance
Or lasting romance
At my Cousin’s
Wedding

[b]
The cake hadn’t
Been cut
Not a single slice
But you could
Cut the atmosphere
With a knife
And the Champagne
Still on ice

[c]
Even before
The band
Had played
Their first song
It’s all gone
Wrong
No first dance
Or lasting romance
At my cousin’s
Wedding

[outro]
Wedding bells
Turned to
Wedding Blues
Bride n Groom
Slept in different
Rooms
At my cousins wedding
At my cousins wedding

It all went wrong
At my cousins wedding