LYRIC FOR SALE

By Zemlan

Voice 1, Indian Accent:
Hello I am calling from microsoft support (Hi...)
we have detected a virus in your computer (Ohh no...)
Dont worry now I will help you to resort (please..)
and get rid of your malware polluter (Ahh...)

interlude:

Voice 1, Indian Accent:
Now follow my instructions to the point (Yes)
First we will need your harddisk to mount
(Huh?)
On bottom click the Windows Start menu (OK..)
Move your mouse and select the option Run (Done.)

Chorus:
I can fix your computer now for good.
with protecting software will be understood.
that when your on the net and some browsing do
it will keep your bank account very safe too.

Verse:
Type Event Viewer and then hit enter (Whooa..)
Tell me what do you see (whole lot of crap)
Any warning messages with red dots (Yes, many)
See thats the virus we will remove it (Wow)
Go to my website, click my link install
Press ok, ok, ok and that is all
(Ai-ai-ai-ai what a great help)

Chorus:
I have fixed your computer now for good.
with protecting software it has understood.
when you log in to some browsing do
we got access to your bank account too.

Sitar solo:

Chorus:
I have fixed your computer now for good.
with protecting software it has understood.
when you log in to some browsing do
we got access to your bank account too.

Chorus:
(please tell me exactly what did you do?)
I have fixed your computer now for good. (hmm?)
with protecting software it has understood. (ok, nice...)
when you log in to some browsing do (yes)
we got access to your bank account too. (Uh, what?)

Sitar solo:

outro: