Johnny

You’re always so bitchy and full of self-pity
Your smile is dry and your words misleading
You find life worth living if you’re the center of attention
But you’re that sour note in a band of contention

Everyone cringes when you open your mouth
Narcissistic words are what you’re about
Don’t even text me and keep off my grass
Nobody here like you so fxxx you in the ass!
So,

Chorus:
fxxx you, you fxxxin fxxx
Don’t ask me for shit
Cause you’re shit outa luck
fxxx your desires and
fxxx your needs
You’re about as useful as a social disease, so
fxxx you, you fxxxin fxxx!

Bridge:
You’re just a fxxxing bastard
Is that the best you can do?
fxxx you now and into hereafter
Go off alone, give yourself a good screw!

Chorus:
fxxx you, you fxxxin fxxx
Don’t ask me for shit
Cause you’re shit outa luck
fxxx your desires and
fxxx your needs
You’re about as useful as a social disease, so
fxxx you, you fxxxin fxxx!

NOVEMBER RAIN THAT NEVER SEEMS TO END
STANDING ON A DRY SHORE AFRAID TO SAIL AGAIN
A BROKEN HEART IN TWO THOUSAND PIECES
IN A RIPPLE OF STONE THE RAIN NEVER REACHES
PUTS ME OUTA MY HEAD

LIKE A SHIP OF LED THAT’S STUCK IN THE MUD
FORWARD OR BACK WON’T FIND ME ANY LOVE
NEVER BEEN A FIRE AS FAR AS I REMEMBER
NEVER BEEN A FLAME NOT EVEN AN EMBER
AND I’M OUTA MY HEAD

CHORUS:
OUTA MY HEAD
LAUGHING AT A HURRICANE
OUTA MY HEAD
I JUST CAN’T STAND THE PAIN
OUTA MY HEAD
NOW HERE IT COMES AGAIN
GET OUTA MY HEAD
NOW YOU’RE DRIVING ME INSANE
AND I’M OUTA MY HEAD

IF I COULD FLY I’D SOAR AWAY THROUGH THE TREES
BEFORE I DIE FROM THE PAIN AND MISERY
MY FACE TO THE GROUND GUESS I’LL JUST HAVE TO CRAWL
LOOKS LIKE YOU WEREN’T MEANT FOR ME AFTERALL
GUESS I’M OUTA MY HEAD

BRIDGE:
FUNNY THING IS THE STORM IS TRYING TO KILL IT
FUNNY THING IS YOU NEVER EVEN FEEL IT
FUNNY THING IS
IT’S NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!

CHORUS:
OUTA MY HEAD
LAUGHING AT A HURRICANE
OUTA MY HEAD
I JUST CAN’T STAND THE PAIN
OUTA MY HEAD
NOW HERE IT COMES AGAIN
GET OUTA MY HEAD
NOW YOU’RE DRIVING ME INSANE
AND I’M OUTA MY HEAD
YEAH I’M OUTA MY HEAD

You don't have to kiss me
When I come home at night
Or when we say "I'll see you later"
You don't have to kiss me
On my birthday night
Or even at our anniversary dinner
Baby, you don't have to kiss me
For no reason at all
But you better kiss me
At the Christmas ball

You don't have to kiss me
When I'm feeling blue
Or when you need to say "I love you"
You don't have to kiss me
Once we muddle through our mess
But you gotta kiss me for Christmas

Chorus:
Just kiss me for Christmas
That's all I ever need
Just a kiss for Christmas
By a decorated tree
Just a kiss for Christmas
We don't need a mistletoe
Cause just a kiss for Christmas
Is how you let love show
So, kiss me for Christmas
Just kiss me for Christmas

Bridge:
You don't have to kiss me when it starts to snow
Or when we hear the carolers singing at the door
All I ever want from you is a great big kiss
Just be sure that's what I get for Christmas

Chorus:
Just kiss me for Christmas
That's all I ever need
Just a kiss for Christmas
By a decorated tree
Just a kiss for Christmas
We don't need a mistletoe
Cause just a kiss for Christmas
Is how you let love show
So, kiss me for Christmas
Just kiss me for Christmas

(Repeat Chorus once more while singer giggles and says the following)
"That's right, Baby. Pucker up!
It's Christmas!
And I want a big, wet smooch.
Right here on the lips"

You really can't be serious
You think love's nafarious
But now you have me curious
Are you tapping out or delerious

This was made for the both of us
But now you've gone and fxxxed it up
You're not a symptom but a cause
Throw the switch feel electric buzz

Look what you've turned me into
An undeniable monster
Like a target, site's set on you
You treat my heart like it's a dumpster
But you're the one
Yeah, you're the one
Who made this undeniable monster

I've held it back til my blood starts to boil
Now I'm a snake starting to coil
You think it's an act when I lay in the soil
Now your plan's about to be spoiled

Look in my eyes and see your reflection
Untethered soul steeling direction
You get a kick outa my imperfections
But did you know you're the cause of deception

Look what you've turned me into
An undeniable monster
Like a target, site's set on you
You treat my heart like it's a dumpster
But you're the one
Yeah, you're the one
Who made this undeniable monster
The undeniable monster

The leaves are frosted and thinning
Just like and old man's hair
All the brown limbs hanging
Going to sleep for another year

Just like me the tree is waiting
For the first snowflake to fall
Like a kid anticipating
The magic Christmas call

It's about Santa and his reindeer
And the children that just can't sleep
Lights strung by the decorator
Shake a present and try to peek
It's the run around all over town
Walking malls to the Christmas beat
But let me tell you what it means to me
It's a time to simply say
Dear Jesus, happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

We buy the gifts and sing the songs
And get lost in the bustle too
Skating on a frozen pond
Giggling under mistletoe with you

It's about Santa and his reindeer
And the children that just can't sleep
Lights strung by the decorator
Shake a present and try to peek
It's the run around all over town
Walking malls to the Christmas beat
But let me tell you what it means to me
It's a time to simply say
Dear Jesus, happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Two hundred miles, from the nearest kiss
I’ve never seen, a desert like this
Coyotes howl, while I bark at the moon
Maybe your soul, will find me here soon

Everything here, is either brown or grey
Brother of snakes, says I’ll have to stay
Dust in my eyes, and burn on my face
So it looks like I, don’t leave here unscathed

Now the sweat of the innocent, falls to the sand
Guess I’m on my way
Tainted blood from a cactus, in a desert land
River of milk shows the way
To a crackling fire, that melts the ghostly faces
Of all those lost, in this desert oasis

Now the sweat of the innocent, falls to the sand
Guess I’m on my way
Tainted blood from a cactus, in a desert land
River of milk shows the way
To a crackling fire, that melts the ghostly faces
Of all those lost, in this desert oasis

There’s a little village on the glacier plains
Where the people are scared and wont speak her name
No one knows just from where she comes
She’s a thief of hearts and a killer of sons

She blows into town every seven years
Reaping men’s souls leaving women in tears
Children cry as she walks through the masses
And the wild grey wolf bows its head when she passes

Legend has it she’s the spawn of a witch
The Devil himself once blew her a kiss
She feeds on your fear ‘cause it scratches her itch
No doubt about it she’s a cold hearted bitch
That’s why they call her
Antheartica

You can smell in the wind seven years have passed
Better run for cover, better move your ass
Charms and prayers wont do you no good
She’s hungry for men, she sees them as food

Now the north wind is gusting
Her steely blue eyes are fixed
It’s after blood she is lusting
Better hope it’s not you that she picks

Legend has it she’s the spawn of a witch
The Devil himself once blew her a kiss
She feeds on your fear ‘cause it scratches her itch
No doubt about it she’s a cold hearted bitch
That’s why they call her
Antheartica
Better run when you see
Antheartica