MUSIC FOR SALE

[Verse 1]
I was hauling down to Orlando
Long road, coffee gone cold
My rig was humming through the dark
With the moon on the hood in gold

Then my phone lit up by the diner
And she said, "Don't rush on home"
"I’m waitin’ for the plumber, Armondo"
And I nearly dropped my phone

[Pre-Chorus]
Now I’m sittin’ on a barstool
With my boots on the floor
Tryin’ to act like it’s not hard
When my heart keeps walkin’ out the door

[Chorus]
Armondo in my condo
Armondo in my condo
Young studly Armondo
The plumber in my condo

I know him some, he’s got his fun
And the women say he’s handsome
There’s a plumber in my condo
Armondo in my condo

[Verse 2]
He fixed her sink and he fixed her smile
Left a wrench mark by the drain
I’m a truck man, not a jealous fool
But I’m feelin’ that old sting

We got a road through marriage
With some curves I can’t control
I’m prayin’ she don’t take the wrong turn
When the miles start takin’ toll

[Pre-Chorus]
So I tipped the band in silence
And I stared at my ring
Tryin’ to trust what I can’t see
And let the jukebox sing

[Chorus]
Armondo in my condo
Armondo in my condo
Young studly Armondo
The plumber in my condo

I know him some, he’s got his fun
And the women say he’s handsome
There’s a plumber in my condo
Armondo in my condo

[Bridge]
Then my baby called back laughin’
Said, "Don’t worry, darling, please"
"He came to fix the busted faucet
And he left with a bent key"

"That plumber’s gone, you big fool
Now get your truck back home"
I let out a sigh in the amber light
And my whiskey turned to foam

[Final Chorus]
Armondo in my condo
Armondo in my condo
Young studly Armondo
The plumber in my condo

I know him some, he’s got his fun
But tonight she’s comin’ to me
There’s a plumber in my condo
And a wife I get to see

Armondo in my condo
Armondo in my condo
Don’t worry, darling, now
I’m comin’ home pronto