MUSIC FOR SALE

Once there was a woman
and her name was "Sandy"
her husband's name was David
And the life they made was dandy

They bought fancy house
with a lovely river view
They were living in retirement
With nothing much to do

Then about four years later
while sitting on their dock
Some lights began to shine
and they heard some classic rock

Sandy turned to David, and said,
"Ugg, are you kidding me?"
"We pay too many taxes
for this life of luxury."

So David crossed the river
and found the music source
He wanted to please his wife
without having to use much force

They turned the music down
at this new marina bar
where friends and neighbors came
all knowing who each other are

But Sandy was still annoyed
And in attempt to make it better
She sent the bar a voicemail
and wrote a strongly worded letter.

The owners of the bar
shocked that they complained
Drafted Sandy a response
and here's what it explained......

Dear Sandy........
Your life is fancy......
and we're happy for you,
but do not covet.
Our bar is awesome
and it will blossom .....
And if you don't like it
Well, you can shove it!