MUSIC FOR SALE

It's hilarious
just the way we are
follow those instructions very close
but no cigar
while wearing very finest clothes of the Emporer
hold up a mirror so you know

It's hilarious
being happy is a choice
you can sit n' pout, cry all day
or play with the broken toys
just do your very best to make the proper noise
and get paid what you're owed

It's hilarious
ha-ha
it's hilarious
ha-ha

See all your wildest dreams
melt them down into ice cream
take a licking from your favourite flavor
just in the nature scene
wild beasts are a real scream
but you can't climb a tree on an escalator

It's hilarious
ha-ha
it's hilarious
ha-ha

It's hilarious
on Laughter Avenue
something's funny up ahead
maybe it's just you
shake it now with a belly laugh, make a friend or two
toughen up thru ridicule

It's hilarious
mortally absurd
keep on the sunny side
do not be deterred
when the cream pie hits your face
you can rest assured
transfer of energy occured

It's hilarious
ha-ha
it's hilarious
ha-ha

See how I'm on my knees
but not to show my fealty
pullin' weeds from French fried potatoes
throw down my magic beans
soon we start the harvesting
vodka, tobasco, worstershire, clamato

It's hilarious
ha-ha
it's hilarious
ha-ha

It's hilarious
structure of the joke
how we all play a critical part
yet don't seem to know
stage set so very dark, actors far too close
not so funny funnybone

It's hilarious
the punchline at the end
A Rabbi, priest and a minister
all come walkin' in
slap your knee, you split your gut, still not comprehend
what were you laughing at again?

It's hilarious
ha-ha
it's hilarious
ha-ha
It's hilarious
ha-ha
it's hilarious
ha-ha
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