LYRIC FOR SALE

By Bernard Morris

(verse 1)
Mr Lord is quite insane
He has to try out his new cane
It’s time to punish boys again
He is a raving nutcase
He makes the boys stand in a line
And canes them all one at a time
His evil smile it is a sign
He is a raving nutcase

(chorus)
He is a raving nutcase
A stinking bastard nutcase
A cruel and twisted nutcase
The evil Mr Lord

(verse 2)
A savage strapping of a boy
Will give that bastard so much joy
How could anyone employ
A wicked raving nutcase
But Mr Lord is not alone
In every school it is well known
That all the teachers have been shown
To be a raving nutcase

(chorus)
He is a raving nutcase
A stinking bastard nutcase
A cruel and twisted nutcase
The evil Mr Lord

(bridge)
This is the story of my abuse
At the hands of Mr Lord
For his behaviour there’s no excuse
So please do not applaud

(chorus)
He is a raving nutcase
A stinking bastard nutcase
A cruel and twisted nutcase
The evil Mr Lord

(verse 3)
Boys are throttled by their ties
Choked by teachers twice their size
Till sobbing tears stream from their eyes
Crushed by a raving nutcase
Boys are made to cry and bawl
As heads are banged against the wall
And banged again to make them fall
Assaulted by a nutcase
Of violent teachers of the past
Thank God that we have seen the last
The things they did leave us aghast
Each one a raving nutcase

(chorus)
He is a raving nutcase
A stinking bastard nutcase
A cruel and twisted nutcase
The evil Mr Lord
He is a raving nutcase
A stinking bastard nutcase
A cruel and twisted nutcase
The evil Mr Lord