LYRIC FOR SALE

By Alarion Melora

[Chorus]
Oooh, it's me time

[Verse]
In my parents car, I was
Checking the undercarriage
Practicing my touch typing
Sailing the catamaran
and
Taking a self-guided tour

[Verse]
In a fitting room, I was
Paddling the pink canoe
Checking the finger puppets
Loving the downstairs DJ
and
Having a ménage à moi

[Chorus]
Oooh, I want it

[Verse]
On a Ferris wheel, I was
Loving some finger painting
Playing chess with no bishop
Getting lost in the deep end
and
Polishing the little jewel

[Verse]
At the movies, I was
Reading below the fold
Buttering my muffin
Tapping my own potential
and
Having a girls night in

[Chorus]
Oooh, I need it
Oooh, I need it
Oooh, I need it

[Verse]
In the shower, I was
Testing the waterslide
Fingering the fine china
Beating around the bush
and
Touching up my lip gloss

[Verse]
On the dryer, I was
Practising some DIY time
Dialling the rotary phone
Knocking on heaven’s door
and
Shaking out the curtains

[Chorus]
Oooh, I touch it

[Verse]
At a sleepover, I was
Solving cat’s cradle
Flooding the basement
Folding the fitted sheet
and
Romancing myself

[Verse]
In the gym, I was
Doing a Meg Ryan
Rubbing the raspberry
Twanging the meringue
and
Punching the pill box

[Chorus]
Oooh, I feel it

[Verse]
In traffic, I was
Diddling Miss Daisy
Buffing the bumper
Polishing my china
and
Romancing the stone

[Verse]
On a train, I was
Rocking the suburbs
Being my own boss
Pinching the dumpling
and
Probing my psyche

[Chorus]
Oooh, I love it

[Verse]
At work, I was
Checking my purse
Taming the shrew
Working from home
and
Fanning the fur

[Verse]
In class, I was
Minding the gap
Playing the piano
Crowning the queen
and
Dotting the I

[Chorus]
Oooh aaah, aaah aah, ah yeah, it's me time
I'm doing it again
I'm doing it again
and again
and again
it's me time