LYRIC FOR SALE

By Dan Wiley

PURE MATHEMATICAL LOVE (FINAL) Copyright 2026 D.D. Wiley and Jason Dean Wiley

FIRST VERSE
I'm a lonely mathematician in search of a figure to love,
And I've worked out the algorhythm for pure mathematical love.
I added up all of your virtues, took off your two knobby knees,
Then I multiplied by your I.Q and divided by your cavities.

FIRST CHORUS
Divided by your cavities, I divided by your cavities,
It's the best damn thing you've ever heard of,
Its pure mathematical love.

SECOND VERSE
I'm a lonely mathematician and you're the solution for me.
You've solved my toughest equations and I love your geometry.
I've figured out all of your angles, I know all your Xes and Ys
You're curvey instead of rectangle and you've got nice tubular thighs.

SECOND CHORUS
You've got nice tubular thighs, yes you've got nice tubular thighs
It the best damn thing you've ever heard of,
Its pure mathematical love.

THIRD VERSE
With a lonely mathematician your future looks rosey and bright.
We'll use ergonomical angles to do sexy numbers all night.
I'll use some quantum mechanics to work out your optimum load,
Then I'll some nuclear physics to make your emotions explode.

THIRD CHORUS.
Make your emotions explode, I'll make your emotions explode,
It's the best damned thing you've ever heard of,
Its pure mathematical love.

ENDING
Pure mathematical love, its pure mathematical love.
Its the sweetest thing you've ever heard of,
Its pure mathematical, not a bit problematical,
Just pure mathematical love.