LYRIC FOR SALE

By That Beach Sound Cartel

[Verse 1]

My Buddy Greg called me up
said, "Come get me tonight,"
Said he was at a party
and it's gonna be a fun night.

I pulled up in the driveway
heard folks scream and shout,
Before I hit the front porch
all hell was breakin' out.

[Verse 2]

Fists were a flyin'
beer cans hit the ground,
Then somebody kicked Greg
and laid him right down.

I thought he was a goner
the way he hit that grass,
So I threw him in my Pick-up
and then, hauled ass.

[Chorus]

Took my best friend
to the hospital, the emergency room,

Blood on his shirt
a face all blown up, like a county fair balloon.

The doctor stitched him up
said, "Boys, you should be good to go,"

But nobody told Greg
the other guy was on the same flo,
...... three curtains over.

[Verse 3]

We were sittin' there talkin'
'bout who started the fight,
Beneath his cowboy hat, Greg looked half dead
under those bright fluorescent lights.

Then his eyes got wider
and his jaw, well, it hit the floor,
He pointed down the hallway
and said, "THAT'S HIM RIGHT THERE!"

[Bridge]

He tore through the curtain
like a runaway freight train,
Jumped on that son of a gun
and the fight started again.

Doctors were a yellin'
nurses runnin' for cover,
The whole damn E - R
looked worse than the party.

[Breakdown]

Monitors beepin'

Wheelchairs flyin'

One nurse quit...

A doctor was cryin'

[Final Chorus]

Took my best friend
to the hospital, the emergency room,

Blood on his shirt
and a face puffed up, like a Carnival balloon.

I thought the night was over
but buddy I was wrong,

'Cause Greg started a second fight
before the first one was done.

[Outro]

What a mess...

What a night...

Only Greg could start...

A hospital fight.

Lord have mercy...

two fights in one night...
One at the party...
and then...

The hospital fight.

Doctors were yellin'

The whole damn E - R was wrecked

two fights in one night...

Huh ...

.... Only Greg...