LYRIC FOR SALE

By That Beach Sound Cartel

BLEACHED BLONDE BIKINI BIMBO

[Verse 1]

It was 1985,
Daytona Beach,
Parked my old truck
right out on the street.

Spring break madness,
beer and neon glow,
Bikinis everywhere
far as eyes could go.

The bar was packed,
wild kind of crowd,
Fifty girls screamin’,
music way too loud.

Then somebody yelled,
“Dude! They’re doin’ limbo!”
I pushed through the crowd
and that’s when I saw…

That bleached blonde
bikini bimbo.

[Chorus]

Lord, she looked so California
under them hot neon lights,
Way too much makeup,
hair sprayed way too high.

I laughed with my buddies,
said “Boys, this ain’t my style…”
Then she looked my way
and wrecked me with a smile.

And just like that
my whole world flipped slow,
I fell hard for
that bleached blonde bikini bimbo.

[Verse 2]

Back home in Alabama
girls kept it more real,
Southern charm and blue jeans,
that’s the kind I’d feel.

But she bent backwards
under that limbo pole,
And buddy, I swear
she messed up my soul.

My boys kept hollerin’,
hootin’ at the show,
But I couldn’t stop starin’
at that bleach blonde glow.

Then she walked by me
smellin’ like coconut and rum,
And I started hopin’
she might be the one.

[Chorus]

Lord, she looked so California
under them neon lights,
Too much makeup,
hair sprayed way too high.

I laughed with my buddies,
said “Man, there ain’t no way…”
Then she smiled at me
and stole my heart away.

And just like that
my whole world flipped slow,
I fell hard for
that bleached blonde bikini bimbo.

[Bridge]

I even started prayin’
before she said hello,

“Please dear God…
don’t let her boyfriend
be named Jimbo…”

[Final Chorus]

Now every time I hear
old spring break songs,
I think about Daytona
and where she’s gone.

Funny how love
can sneak up on you so,
Disguised as a
bleached blonde bikini bimbo.

[Outro]

Yeah…
that bleached blonde bikini bimbo…

Lord help me…
I still remember her.

That bleached blonde bikini bimbo…

That bleached blonde bikini bimbo…