LYRIC FOR SALE

By Nobody

I am a carving of a rainbow
I only glitter in the night
I am a busy busy beaver
And a naughty little sprite

I’m in the public eye
And ask for tempered kindness
I wish that you would blink now
And caress me with your blindness

For you are not disciples
And I don’t claim a throne
Don’t emulate my every move
I’m puttin’ on a show

Some of you throw kisses
Some of you throw stones
And some of you just root around
In everything I grow

You want my dirty smelly bits
To share with your dung beetles
Gossip is the sustenance
Of all you shitty people

You are quidnunc (quidnunc)
Truffle pigs up in my funk
Coveting my secrets
Filling up your empty husk
You are quidnunc (quidnunc)
And I am your trendy meal
Societal
Coprophagia
Is such a shitty deal

I am not a lifeless corpse
For drunken med school students
You have inherent decency
And I’m asking you to use it

I am humbled by my celebrity
And loved ones who truly care for me
I’m blessed with fame and riches
And I take pride in all my stitches
But society, has other breeds
Their kink is being quite gossipy
They wanna smoke me outta my hive
And disrupt my private life

You are quidnunc (quidnunc)
Truffle pigs up in my funk
Coveting my secrets
Filling up your empty husk
You are quidnunc (quidnunc)
And I am your trendy meal
Societal
Coprophagia
Is such a shitty deal
(it is such a shitty deal)