LYRIC FOR SALE

By Lamontt Cottrell

She's so mean to me let me tell you.
She treats me so unkind.

Last night I went down to the local watering hole. Just to hang out with some friends and knock back a few. All I wanted to do was have a good time.
I met a gal from Philly. We started to get to know each other a little bit. We weren't doing anything just talking and having a good time.

That's when she barged in. And I could tell she had that look in her eyes. The spark that starts that fire. Tonight's not gonna be good.

She asked me that question. The one that comes as a question. She asked me what are you doing with that spanking?

But before I could answer her question. She continued by saying.
I know what your thinking. Again I couldn't answer the little Philly jumped in the fire. She asked that certain question. Who are you calling a spanking?

I knew right then and there the fight was on.

As the fight got going, the hair and nails began flying. Because the girls were slapping and clawing. All I could think of was.

She's so mean to me. Makes my life a misery.
She seems so cute, sweet and nice.
Underneath her cloaks there's a dagger. Man, I wish she'd just leave me be. I wish I was free. But that woman is my ball and chain anchor. I wish everyone could see. That She's so mean to me.

To make a long story short. We'll, I gotta new gal now. My new gal is so much nicer. That little Philly has fire that burns so much hotter.

Now, I have to go along with her. Or else she burn me down. Yes she's a bad ass girl from Philadelphia. I'm afraid of her now. I'm afraid to mess around now.

She's gonna walk beside me. Make me walk the line now. I can't look around anymore. This woman of mine makes me hold her hand now. She's got her claws stuck in me.

No more nights out on the town now. This stallions been saddled. Can't hang with the boys no more. I even had to sell my Harley.

It's all because she was so mean to me....