5 PAST 9
By Michael Be
IT'S 5 PAST 9, I WORK 9 TO 5
I GOT ONE EYE OPEN I'M BARELY ALIVE
I CAN SMELL MY SOCKS
I CAN'T FIND MY SHOES
AND I'M GROPING THE FLOOR FOR A SHIRT I CAN USE
I FIND THE PIZZA FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE
MY HEAD IS POUNDING AND MY BACK IS SORE
I STAND UP TO FALL DOWN AND CRACK MY HEAD
I MUMBLE AND GROAN
I SHOULDA STAYED IN BED
CHORUS
ONE MORE DRINK HE SAID
ONE MORE DRINK HE SAID
ONE MORE DRINK WILL GIVE YOU TIME TO THINK
GIVE YOU TIME TO CLEAR YOUR HEAD
ONE DRINK TURNS TO FOUR
AND I THINK I'LL HAVE ONE MORE
ONE MORE DRINK WILL GIVE ME TIME TO THINK
WHY I'M FACE DOWN ON THE FLOOR
VERSE
I FIND MY FEET BUT I LOST MY MIND
I REALLY DON'T CARE BUT I'M WORRIED ABOUT TIME
SEE I HATE MY JOB BUT I NEED THE CASH
IF I HAD MORE MONEY I'D BE GONE IN A FLASH
I GARGLE A BEER LIKE I NEED SOME MORE
SQUINT MY EYES TRYING TO FIND MY DOOR
STUMBLE AHEAD IN SOME DRUNKEN DANCE
I GET OUTSIDE BUT FORGOT MY PANTS
CHORUS
ONE MORE DRINK HE SAID
ONE MORE DRINK HE SAID
ONE MORE DRINK WILL GIVE YOU TIME TO THINK
GIVE YOU TIME TO CLEAR YOUR HEAD
ONE DRINK TURNS TO FOUR
AND I THINK I'LL HAVE ONE MORE
ONE MORE DRINK WILL GIVE ME TIME TO THINK
WHY I'M FACE DOWN ON THE FLOOR
VERSE
I TURNED AROUND, TRIED TO GO INSIDE
WHEN YOU'RE BARE-ASS NAKED THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE
WIND IS BLOWIN'
I GOT SHAKIN' KNEES
THEN I SUDDENLY KNEW I FORGOT MY KEYS
START TO PANIC AND MY ASS TURNS RED
THE FEELING NOW IS I'D RATHER BE DEAD
IT'S HARD TO THINK WITH YOUR HEAD SO THICK
I GOTTA GET INSIDE I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK
CHORUS
ONE MORE DRINK HE SAID
ONE MORE DRINK HE SAID
ONE MORE DRINK WILL GIVE YOU TIME TO THINK
GIVE YOU TIME TO CLEAR YOUR HEAD
ONE DRINK TURNS TO FOUR
AND I THINK I'LL HAVE ONE MORE
ONE MORE DRINK WILL GIVE ME TIME TO THINK
WHY I'M FACE DOWN ON THE FLOOR