LYRIC FOR SALE

By Uncle Don

(ROCK / FEMALE VOCAL) UNCLE DON™ PUBLISHING 2024


SOME HAPPENSTANCE

In your house, in your mind-
Through the front door up the drive!
Mangled Chevy, broken chairs-
Almost drove right up the stairs!
Crashing through, hearing screams-
Just like those hauntings in my dreams!!!!!!

It just may be some happenstance, that my car is in your house-
I’ll call the guys from triple A, and they will pull me out.
It just might be that happenstance, that I crashed into your door.
Happenstance is karma, and that’s what I’m looking for.

Picture window, smashed to bits-
I won’t pay for none of it!
Broken horn, blows so loud-
How I survived, I don’t know how!
Sirens come, police man-
Tonight I’m sleeping in the can!!!!!!

It just may be some happenstance, that I crashed into your home-
You ran into the kitchen and you coward with your phone.
It just might be that happenstance, why my wheels are on your stairs-
Happenstance is karma and it’s true, it does appear.

Crash on through, hear you scream-
Just like those hauntings in my dreams!
Broken glass, busted wood-
I’d drive you crazy if I could!
Leaking gas, TV smashed-
This crash might fix your sorry ass!!!!!!

It just may be some happenstance that my car is in your house-
I won’t pay for the window, but I might pay for the couch.
13 years have passed by since the last time that I screamed-
Happenstance is karma, or it happenstancially seems.