LYRIC FOR SALE

By Uncle Don

(ROCK NOVELTY) © UNCLE DON™ PUBLISHING 2024


ENTITLEMENT

You can eat your dinner and never pay the bill-
You can do a skip or maybe fake that you got ill.
You can walk your pit bull dog without a single leash-
You can go and do it dawg, and never care the least.
You can squat in your apartment room and never pay the rent-
You can go and do it now, you got entitlement!

You can point a water gun and rob a local bank-
You can grab your six year old and give a little spank.
You can use the ladies room for ladies all to see-
Your big transgender penis that you use to take a pee.
You can get a car without a single penny spent-
You can go and do it now, you got entitlement!

He’s entitled-
She’s entitled-
What ya gonna do.
They entitled-
Those entitled-
You’re entitled too.

If he’s entitled-
And she’s entitled-
And no one gets denied-
You can dig entitlement until the day you die.

You can blast your music while you’re driving down the street-
You can sing and hit your brakes while dancing to the beat.
You can tint your windows to be blacker than the night-
You can weigh up heroine and keep it out of sight.
You can leave the crime although the Chevy has a dent-
You can go and do it now, you got entitlement!

You can let your dog go poop and leave it all behind-
You can walk away and then erase it from your mind.
You can dump your litter and just leave it in the way-
You can claim entitlement on each and every day.
You can can start a barroom fight and suffer no regret-
You can go and do it now, you got entitlement!

He’s entitled-
She’s entitled-
What you gonna do.
They entitled-
Those entitled-
You’re entitled too.

If he’s entitled-
And she’s entitled-
And entitlement is free-
All should have entitlement to walk and hear and see.

Selfish is entitlement that we must all endure-
The entitled are entitled to a flogging, to be sure.

You can use your garden hose when there’s a major drought-
You can see the weather guy and laugh what it’s about.
You can fire fireworks when everyone’s asleep-
You can light the biggest in the arsenal you keep.
You can put a pipe bomb in the package that you sent-
You can go an do it now, you got entitlement!

(FADE)

He’s entitled-
She’s entitled-
What ya gonna do.
They entitled-
Those entitled-
You’re entitled too.

If he’s entitled-
And she’s entitled…