LYRIC FOR SALE

By Uncle Don

(MALE COUNTRY NOVELTY) UNCLE DON™ PUBLISHING 2024




LITTLE MAGIC LOVER TOY



Here comes Mr. Amazon-
My package has arrived.
Now it’s time to get it on- It’s great to be alive.

Little magic lover toy, please be my love tonight-
Instructions all in Cantonese, I hope I do it right.
Little magic lover toy, just do me if you please-
Why enlist a normal girl when there’s technology.

I opened up the package-
My girlfriend was inside.
Lots of plastic baggage for my lover toy to hide.

First I see a cable-
I think it’s USB.
Not a sexy thing to have when you want ecstasy.

Little magic lover toy, please be my love tonight-
After nineteen uses you exceed my former wife.
Little magic lover toy, just do me if you please-
With your sexy charger port, you’re such a plastic tease.

I cut out all the black ties-
Foam peanuts in the mix.
I think the seller’s full of lies and up to evil tricks.

Digging at the bottom-
Something round and long.
I’m thinking that I gotta screwy package that is wrong.


Little magic lover toy, please be my love tonight-
I know you’re in the box below and buried from my sight.
Little magic lover toy, my high tech way to please-
If it’s wrong, the bank will get my credit card to freeze.

Pulling out the little thing-
I looked at it with awe-
Daisy flowers colored pink, like I have never saw.

Plugging in the USB,
I’m just a normal guy.
I’ve never been a lady, but why not give it a try.

Little magic lover toy, please be my love tonight-
I’ll put you in a very gentle place that’s out of sight..
Little magic lover toy, do love me if you please-
I’ll have you boxed by midnight and returning is a breeze.


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