Rhyming Stories And Dreams

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Barry Hanner

Verse 1
How can I think about her again,
When she pick another over me.
I don't want anything to do with her,
I'm just trying to be friendly..

I just listen to all her excuses,
Why she chose him over me.
My old feeling are now returning,
All that pain and suffering..

Verse 2
What A, Could A, Should A,
Doesn't work on me no more.
What A, Could A, Should A,
Ended when she walked out my front door.

I don't like these old hurting feelings,
I don't like what she's trying to do.
If I take her back I'm a freaking idiot,
"I'm The King Of All Fools"
"I'm The King Of All Fools"

Chorus
Even if I let her stay the night,
I'd still be the stupidest man on earth.
She left me without saying nothing,
Like a piece trash buried in the dirt..
I don't why she came back to me,,
Like she never did nothing wrong.
When she left I cried almost daily,
When I heard her favorite song..

Verse 3
Why would I let her back in again,
Because I'm Already
"The King Of All Fools".
All my friends already think I'm crazy,
So what the hell I'll just do what i do..

"I'm The King Of All Fools" Anyways,
And these old feelings are getting to me.
She stirring the pot and I'm getting really hungry,
For our final destiny..

Verse 4
Baby I know I shouldn't have let you in,
But I wanted to see if we still had chemistry.
Please don't tell me this time it's going to be different,
We'll just have to wait and see..

Bridge / Middle Section

Verse 5
Hun why did you really leave me,
That's why you picked him over me.
He's a better lover than I was,
And he's hung like a freaking tree..

All my friends think I'm already crazy,
And call me "The King Of All Fools".
Darlin what happens if you leave me again,
I'll hate myself again forever for loving you..

Verse 6
What A, Should A, Could A,
Just don't work on me anymore.
What A, Should A, Could A,
Means your the same as you were before..

You cheated on me once and your do it again,
And I'm Now,
"I'm The King Of All Fools".
Just looking back at your passed history, "Darlin""Good Bye To You".
From:
"The King Of All Fools"
From:
"The King Of All Fools"

"I'M THE KING OF ALL FOOLS"

Verse 1
I walked into this fancy gentleman's club,
At around twelve forty five.
I looked over and there was my girlfriend,
With Two Huge Mustle Bound Guy's..

The bar tender served me a shot of Jack Daniels,
And i washed it down with a ice cold bottle of Bud light.
My girlfriend was sitting in the middle of,
"Two Huge Mustle Bound Guys"..
"Two Huge Mustle Bound Guys"

Verse 2
I scratched my head for a moment,
And i thought should I confront those two guys.
So I decided to waited in the bathroom,
With a pool stick right here by my side..

The first guy walk in and I he hit him,
And put out his freaking lights.
The other one walked in and i hit him too,
And now they're both laying side by side..

Chorus
Hey honey where are your two boy friends,
Those two guys that were sitting next to you.
Oh those guys are my two real brothers,
Oh no "Bo" What did you just do..
Darlin I think your bothers had a accident,
With some foreign asian dudes.
Yeah Hun! I think all those little guys were Japanese Ninjas,
Hun they beat your brothers up black and blue..

Verse 3
Hey you guys need a ambulance,
Yeah I seen what happened to you.
They said you two were messing with their girlfriends,
"Hey" what the heck is wrong with you two..

Guys were you messing with their girlfriends,
What do mean you don't have a clue.
Here let's get you two to the hospital,
So you don't remember any of those dudes..

Verse 4
(Their all in a car)
Hey how you guys doing back there,
We will be there really soon.
Hun let's check them in and come back tomorrow,
By then the doctors should have some news..

"Hun" They shouldn't be messing somebody else's girlfriends,
Hell their lucky to be still alive.
Damn you guys are really lucky,
"DAMN" Your lucky to escape with your lifes..

Bridge / Middle Section

Chorus
Hey honey where are your two boy friends,
Those two big dudes sitting by your side.
Those two guys were my real brothers,
They came here to meet you tonight..
Darlin your two bothers just had a accident,
By some foreign asian dudes.
I think they got in a fight with some highly train ninjas,
"Hun" They beat them all up black and blue..

Verse 5
I walked into this fancy gentleman's club,
At around ten forty five.
I looked over and there was my girlfriend,
Sitting between "Two Huge Mustle Bound Guys..

The bar tender served me a shot of Jack Daniels,
With a ice cold bottle of Bud Light.
My girlfriend was sitting right there in the middle,
Of "Two Huge Mustle Bound Guys"..
My girlfriend was sitting right there in the middle,
Of "Two Huge Mustle Bound Guys"
"Two Huge Mustle Bound Guys"

"TWO HUGE MUSTLE BOUND GUYS"

Verse 1
Every night I think about you,
To a point where I can't breathe.
All night long I keep crying and crying,
Where I can barely see..

I wish I could be there with you,
So you can tell me that everything will be alright.
I miss you more now than ever,
I miss you being here by my side..

Verse 2
Every morning I wake up exhausted,
Because you won't leave my mind.
This jail time is getting harder and harder,
Everyday that passes by..

I always think about you,
Cause boy your always on my mind,
I always think about you,
While I'm away doing time..

Chorus
"Always" "Always" "Always"
I always wonder about you.
"Always" "Always" "Always"
I wonder what you might be up too..
I just call home and I'm so freaking angry,
Beause I heard you've been cheating on me everyday.
Your said you would always be faithful,
"Always" "Always" "Always"
You said you would always be faithful,
"Always" "Always" "Always"

Verse 3
Today I spoke to a detective,
Who said he could get me out of here.
He showed me pics of you and your naked girlfriend,
That spoke to me loud and clear..

By the time you read my heart felt letter,
Their be knocking on your freaking door.
Soon you and me will be trading places,
And also their be arresting your little whore..

Bridge/Middle Section

Verse 4
"Him"
Darlin how could you ever do this to me,
I wasn't cheating on you.
Those pics were all phoneys,
Now what the hell am I suppose to do..

Darlin I always think about you,
Girl your always on my mind.
Darlin I'll be thinking about you forever,
Probably until the end of time..

Chorus
"Always" "Always" "Always"
I'll be always wonder about you.
"Always" "Always" "Always"
I heard you even found someone new..
You married that cop that arrested me,
Just the other freaking day.
You promised me you would be mine forever,
"Forever and Always"
Darlin you said you would be mine forever,
"Forever and Always"..
"Always" "Always" "Always"

"ALWAYS"


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Verse 1
How can I think about her again,
When she pick another over me.
I don't want anything to do with her,
I'm just trying to be friendly..

I just listen to all her excuses,
Why she chose him over me.
My old feeling are now returning,
All that pain and suffering..

Verse 2
What A, Could A, Should A,
Doesn't work on me no more.
What A, Could A, Should A,
Ended when she walked out my front door.

I don't like these old hurting feelings,
I don't like what she's trying to do.
If I take her back I'm a freaking idiot,
"I'm The King Of All Fools"
"I'm The King Of All Fools"

Chorus
Even if I let her stay the night,
I'd still be the stupidest man on earth.
She left me without saying nothing,
Like a piece trash buried in the dirt..
I don't why she came back to me,,
Like she never did nothing wrong.
When she left I cried almost daily,
When I heard her favorite song..

Verse 3
Why would I let her back in again,
Because I'm Already
"The King Of All Fools".
All my friends already think I'm crazy,
So what the hell I'll just do what i do..

"I'm The King Of All Fools" Anyways,
And these old feelings are getting to me.
She stirring the pot and I'm getting really hungry,
For our final destiny..

Verse 4
Baby I know I shouldn't have let you in,
But I wanted to see if we still had chemistry.
Please don't tell me this time it's going to be different,
We'll just have to wait and see..

Bridge / Middle Section

Verse 5
Hun why did you really leave me,
That's why you picked him over me.
He's a better lover than I was,
And he's hung like a freaking tree..

All my friends think I'm already crazy,
And call me "The King Of All Fools".
Darlin what happens if you leave me again,
I'll hate myself again forever for loving you..

Verse 6
What A, Should A, Could A,
Just don't work on me anymore.
What A, Should A, Could A,
Means your the same as you were before..

You cheated on me once and your do it again,
And I'm Now,
"I'm The King Of All Fools".
Just looking back at your passed history, "Darlin""Good Bye To You".
From:
"The King Of All Fools"
From:
"The King Of All Fools"

"I'M THE KING OF ALL FOOLS"

Verse 1
I walked into this fancy gentleman's club,
At around twelve forty five.
I looked over and there was my girlfriend,
With Two Huge Mustle Bound Guy's..

The bar tender served me a shot of Jack Daniels,
And i washed it down with a ice cold bottle of Bud light.
My girlfriend was sitting in the middle of,
"Two Huge Mustle Bound Guys"..
"Two Huge Mustle Bound Guys"

Verse 2
I scratched my head for a moment,
And i thought should I confront those two guys.
So I decided to waited in the bathroom,
With a pool stick right here by my side..

The first guy walk in and I he hit him,
And put out his freaking lights.
The other one walked in and i hit him too,
And now they're both laying side by side..

Chorus
Hey honey where are your two boy friends,
Those two guys that were sitting next to you.
Oh those guys are my two real brothers,
Oh no "Bo" What did you just do..
Darlin I think your bothers had a accident,
With some foreign asian dudes.
Yeah Hun! I think all those little guys were Japanese Ninjas,
Hun they beat your brothers up black and blue..

Verse 3
Hey you guys need a ambulance,
Yeah I seen what happened to you.
They said you two were messing with their girlfriends,
"Hey" what the heck is wrong with you two..

Guys were you messing with their girlfriends,
What do mean you don't have a clue.
Here let's get you two to the hospital,
So you don't remember any of those dudes..

Verse 4
(Their all in a car)
Hey how you guys doing back there,
We will be there really soon.
Hun let's check them in and come back tomorrow,
By then the doctors should have some news..

"Hun" They shouldn't be messing somebody else's girlfriends,
Hell their lucky to be still alive.
Damn you guys are really lucky,
"DAMN" Your lucky to escape with your lifes..

Bridge / Middle Section

Chorus
Hey honey where are your two boy friends,
Those two big dudes sitting by your side.
Those two guys were my real brothers,
They came here to meet you tonight..
Darlin your two bothers just had a accident,
By some foreign asian dudes.
I think they got in a fight with some highly train ninjas,
"Hun" They beat them all up black and blue..

Verse 5
I walked into this fancy gentleman's club,
At around ten forty five.
I looked over and there was my girlfriend,
Sitting between "Two Huge Mustle Bound Guys..

The bar tender served me a shot of Jack Daniels,
With a ice cold bottle of Bud Light.
My girlfriend was sitting right there in the middle,
Of "Two Huge Mustle Bound Guys"..
My girlfriend was sitting right there in the middle,
Of "Two Huge Mustle Bound Guys"
"Two Huge Mustle Bound Guys"

"TWO HUGE MUSTLE BOUND GUYS"

Verse 1
Every night I think about you,
To a point where I can't breathe.
All night long I keep crying and crying,
Where I can barely see..

I wish I could be there with you,
So you can tell me that everything will be alright.
I miss you more now than ever,
I miss you being here by my side..

Verse 2
Every morning I wake up exhausted,
Because you won't leave my mind.
This jail time is getting harder and harder,
Everyday that passes by..

I always think about you,
Cause boy your always on my mind,
I always think about you,
While I'm away doing time..

Chorus
"Always" "Always" "Always"
I always wonder about you.
"Always" "Always" "Always"
I wonder what you might be up too..
I just call home and I'm so freaking angry,
Beause I heard you've been cheating on me everyday.
Your said you would always be faithful,
"Always" "Always" "Always"
You said you would always be faithful,
"Always" "Always" "Always"

Verse 3
Today I spoke to a detective,
Who said he could get me out of here.
He showed me pics of you and your naked girlfriend,
That spoke to me loud and clear..

By the time you read my heart felt letter,
Their be knocking on your freaking door.
Soon you and me will be trading places,
And also their be arresting your little whore..

Bridge/Middle Section

Verse 4
"Him"
Darlin how could you ever do this to me,
I wasn't cheating on you.
Those pics were all phoneys,
Now what the hell am I suppose to do..

Darlin I always think about you,
Girl your always on my mind.
Darlin I'll be thinking about you forever,
Probably until the end of time..

Chorus
"Always" "Always" "Always"
I'll be always wonder about you.
"Always" "Always" "Always"
I heard you even found someone new..
You married that cop that arrested me,
Just the other freaking day.
You promised me you would be mine forever,
"Forever and Always"
Darlin you said you would be mine forever,
"Forever and Always"..
"Always" "Always" "Always"

"ALWAYS"

Verse 1
I've been in this small room forever,
Writing stories of what's happening in this world.
Now there's danger leaking on every corner,
For every man and women, boy or girl..

Verse 2
I've been writing all these horrible stories,
In my small and ugly sad room.
I'll guess I'll be writing about this terrible crap forever,
"In My Little Room Of Doom"..
"In My Little Room Of Doom"

Chorus
It's not safe to be outside anymore,
I've seen people running for their lives.
Every person is trying to live their life to the fullest,
But their only committing unwanted suiside..
I'm so terrified to go outside anymore,
That's why I always stay in my small stuffy room.
I guess I'll be ordering in forever,
"In My Little Room Of Doom"..
In My Little Room Of "Doom"

Verse 3
I've been in this small tiny room forever,
Writing about all the deadly stories I see on the news.
All my stories come from the many news reporters,
Reporting the lies of what our government should do..

Verse 4
What are we going to do about these crazy people,
Who keep slaughtering everyone all around.
I say let's build a big humongous bond fire,
And watch them all slowly burn down..

Chorus
I just don't feel like dying at Walmart,
Just lying dead on their polished floor.
I don't feel like getting killed on the highway,
Just like a piece of road kill lying on the road..

Bridge / Middle Section

Verse 5
No one is safe out there anymore,
That's why I always stay indoors.
People who are trying to live their life to the fullest,
Just ain't coming home anymore..

Chorus
I'm making a plea to everyone,
Please just stay inside of your homes.
Just order in just like I do,
"In My Little Room Of Doom"
Just order online just like I do,
"In My Little Room Of Doom"

I'm making a plea to all the people in the world,
Please just stay inside of your homes.
Just order in just like I do,
"In My Little Room Of Doom",
Just order online just like I do,
"In My Little Room Of Doom"
Just stay inside just like I do,
"IN MY LITTLE ROOM OF DOOM"
"Woo Wooo" "Woo Wooo"
"Woo Woooooo"

The End

"IN MY LITTLE ROOM OF DOOM"

Intro
Verse 1
Hun this town is nothing but trouble,
Since we moved here a year ago.
What do you think about getting out of here,
"Hun" let's just get up and go..

Verse 2
Hun let's go ahead and finish packing,
And let's head down this grassy road.
It goes to "The Town Of SongBay",
They say the town is full of gold..

Chorus
Wow look at all this beautiful scenery,
"Hun" let's camp here for the night.
"Wow" look at the size of those huge thick trees,
And all those big stars in the sky..
Down this grassy road through that opening,
Our old life will finally fade away.
Today it's the start of our new adventure,
To "The Town Of SongBay"..
Today we just started our new adventure,
To "The Town Of SongBay"

Verse 3
"Darlin" they say this town is real magical,
A enchanted village by the bay.
They say miracles really do happen here,
Almost every single day..

Verse 4
High on top of those beautiful mountains,
There's music that plays in the wind.
At night you can even here the words to the music ,
It says "SongBay SongBay SongBay" again and again..

Chorus
Hun just smell the freshness of the ocean air,
What a end to a glorious day,
Darlin I'm so happy that we ended up here on our adventure,
In "The Town Of SongBay"
In "The Town Of SongBay"

Bridge/Middle Section

Verse 5
Hun this town is absolutely just perfect,
I'm so glad we moved here a year ago.
Remember when we got all finished with our packing,
And you said "Hun let's just get up and go"..


Chorus
"Wow" Just look out at that beautiful ocean,
"Wow" What a great ending to a wonderful day.
Darlin thank you for all these new adventures,
Especially in "The Town Of SongBay"
Especially in "The Town Of SongBay"..

"Hun" We Got A New Adventure Coming,
We Got A New Baby On The Way.
IF We're Having A Baby Anywhere,
I'm Glad It's In - -
"The Town Of SongBay"
If We're Having A Baby Anywhere,
I'm Glad It's In - - - -
"THE TOWN OF SONGBAY"

The End

'"THE TOWN OF SONGBAY"

Verse 1
Maggie McKinney had enough of me,
And all my drinking ways
This morning when i got home she was already leaving,
Leaving me right away..

When i woke up she had already taken out all our money,
From the only bank around.
She moved back in with her parents on the east side,
On the rich side of Shanty Town..

Verse 2
She started working at
O'Riley's,
She started working from eight o'clock until dawn,
I went there late in the afternoon to see her,
And later on she let me walked her home..

I said darlin i really miss you,
And we really need you to come back home.
Then old man McKinney pointed his gun out the front window,
And said son "Shouldn't you be moving on"..

Chorus
My Irish eyes were crying while I was walking,
Especially when finally made it home.
My house ain't nothing without her,
It's so sad here to be here all alone ..

Verse 3
For the rest of the week i quit my drinking,
Because we hated to be here all alone.
All our animals were also fussing and crying,
Because they all wanted their momma to come back home..

A few days later I showed up at her work again,
On my knee's and begging her to come back home.
I promised Maggie McKinney i'll quit my drinking forever,
If she promised me to never leave us again all alone..

Verse 4
Maggie McKinney your animals wouldn't leave me alone for a minute,
They were sad all the time.
I fed them all but they wouldn't eat nothing,
All they did was whine and whine and whine..

The whole O'Riley crowd just erupted,
When she hugged me and gave me a kiss.
Drinking was easy to give up forever,
But me not loving her was something i wasn't going to miss..

Chorus
Again my Irish eyes were crying,
When we finely made it home.
All her animals went crazy just seeing her,
They all really miss their mom..

Never again did Maggie McKinney ever leave us,
And i never did i touch the bottle again.
We just celebrated our 50th anniversary,
Our whole family was here and all of our friends..
We just celebrated our 50th anniversary,
Our whole family was here and all of our friends..
"I Love You" "Maggie McKinney",
And again I'm saying it on my knees.
Get up off your knees before you hurt yourself,
No Maggie McKinney come down here with me..

"MAGGIE McKINNEY"

Verse 1
For fourteen years I've been hand washing the dishes,
Because my son pays all the utility bills.
He's forty one year old and he's a drunken cheapskate,
Who needs to get the hell out of here..

Verse 2
When it's hot outside it's even hotter on the inside,
And when it's cold out side it's also freezing inside.
Everyday when he drinks it's a freaking nightmare,
He turns into Jeckel and Hide..

Chorus
I shouldn't have to put up with his crap for a moment,
He's taking over and ruined my life.
In my retirement I should have me a woman,
Not a old nag who's
"Speed Bitching Day And Night"..
Who's
"Speed Bitching Day And Night"

Verse 3
At seventy three years old I need to get out of here,
I need to sell my family home right away.
I need to go and enjoy the my life without him,
And fine me a woman along the way..

Verse 4
Today I went down and filed a restraining order,
To serve him when I tell him the news.
I got a cash buyer who wants to buy my house immediately,
So now we both got to move..

Chorus
I shouldn't have to put up with his crap for a moment,
He's taking over and ruined my life.
In my retirement I should have me a woman,
Not a old nag who's
"Speed Bitching Day And Night"..
Who's "Speed Bitching Day And Night"

Bridge

Verse 5
Monday morning I'm going tell him,
That we both got to get on with our lives.
No more can I stand around and take it,
From a old nag who's "Speed Bitching Day And Night"..
Who's "Speed Bitching Day And Night"

Verse 6
Soon we will be moving out of here,
And I hope my son doesn't follow me.
Soon will be cutting our ties forever,
It will be better just you wait and see..

Chorus
Son I shouldn't have put up with your crap for a moment,
Son you have completely ruined my life.
Right now I should be living with a real women,
Who's not "Speed Bitching Day And Night"..
Who's not "Speed Bitching Day And Night"..

For fourteen years I was worried you might kill me,
Sneak in and kill me one night.
Son after fourteen years I need me a real woman,
Who's not "Speed Bitching Day And Night".
Son I need me a real woman,
Who's not "Speed Bitching Day And Night"

"SPEED BITCHING DAY AND NIGHT"

Verse 1
Wow there's the date when we poured the concrete,
At the end of our family pool.
Wow there's my whole family's hand prints,
From two thousand and two..

Today we're having a wedding,
Right here next to the pool.
At noon my daughter's getting married,
To some legal mexican pot growing dude..

Verse 2
My wife convinced me to loan them some money,
So they could start a business on their own.
"Hell" my daughter all ready had four years of college,
And now they own a freaking pot farm and a home..

Chorus
She said Julio knows everything about growing,
His father is a big drug lord down in Mexico.
Daddy here's your money back plus some interest,
And here's your wedding back money too..

Verse 3
Daddy we've just harvested twenty thousand pot plants,
And we got twenty thousand more to go.
Daddy we're so happy that you helped us,
And were so happy we moved right next door..
Great were almost ready to start the wedding,
And that fresh pot smell is in the air.
Hey everyone quit your freaking laughing,
Oh Crap! I'm losing all control..

Verse 3
Mayor quit dancing on the table,
And tell your fat wife to get down too.
Hey you all we're trying to have a freaking wedding,
Oh Crap! Get out of the freaking pool..

Good thing our freaking pool was heated,
"Hey" no glass bottles in the pool.
Honey we should have known better,
To invite all these drunken fools..

Chorus
She said Julio knows everything about growing,
His father is a big drug lord down in Mexico.
Daddy here's your money back plus interest,
And here's the wedding money back - - Too..

Verse 3
Wow there's my families old hand prints,
Including his families hand prints from Mexico too.
Great his parents just got to wedding,
And everyone's in the freaking pool..

Verse 4
Daddy his family decided to move to this country,
Daddy they just bought the pot farm right over there.
They just got all their licenses to start growing,
Oh Crap! That freaking pot smell is everywhere..

Chorus
I'm removing all those freaking family hand prints,
And I'm getting the hell out of here.
Hell their be multiplying like freaking rabbits,
Just smelling all the pot smell in the freaking air..
Hell they'll be multiplying like freaking rabbits,
"Just smelling the freaking air"..
"Just Smelling The Freaking Air"
"JUST SMELLING THE FREAKING AIR"

"JUST SMELLING THE FREAKING AIR"

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Verse 1
How can I think about her again,
When she pick another over me.
I don't want anything to do with her,
I'm just trying to be friendly..

I just listen to all her excuses,
Why she chose him over me.
My old feeling are now returning,
All that pain and suffering..

Verse 2
What A, Could A, Should A,
Doesn't work on me no more.
What A, Could A, Should A,
Ended when she walked out my front door.

I don't like these old hurting feelings,
I don't like what she's trying to do.
If I take her back I'm a freaking idiot,
"I'm The King Of All Fools"
"I'm The King Of All Fools"

Chorus
Even if I let her stay the night,
I'd still be the stupidest man on earth.
She left me without saying nothing,
Like a piece trash buried in the dirt..
I don't why she came back to me,,
Like she never did nothing wrong.
When she left I cried almost daily,
When I heard her favorite song..

Verse 3
Why would I let her back in again,
Because I'm Already
"The King Of All Fools".
All my friends already think I'm crazy,
So what the hell I'll just do what i do..

"I'm The King Of All Fools" Anyways,
And these old feelings are getting to me.
She stirring the pot and I'm getting really hungry,
For our final destiny..

Verse 4
Baby I know I shouldn't have let you in,
But I wanted to see if we still had chemistry.
Please don't tell me this time it's going to be different,
We'll just have to wait and see..

Bridge / Middle Section

Verse 5
Hun why did you really leave me,
That's why you picked him over me.
He's a better lover than I was,
And he's hung like a freaking tree..

All my friends think I'm already crazy,
And call me "The King Of All Fools".
Darlin what happens if you leave me again,
I'll hate myself again forever for loving you..

Verse 6
What A, Should A, Could A,
Just don't work on me anymore.
What A, Should A, Could A,
Means your the same as you were before..

You cheated on me once and your do it again,
And I'm Now,
"I'm The King Of All Fools".
Just looking back at your passed history, "Darlin""Good Bye To You".
From:
"The King Of All Fools"
From:
"The King Of All Fools"

"I'M THE KING OF ALL FOOLS"

Verse 1
I walked into this fancy gentleman's club,
At around twelve forty five.
I looked over and there was my girlfriend,
With Two Huge Mustle Bound Guy's..

The bar tender served me a shot of Jack Daniels,
And i washed it down with a ice cold bottle of Bud light.
My girlfriend was sitting in the middle of,
"Two Huge Mustle Bound Guys"..
"Two Huge Mustle Bound Guys"

Verse 2
I scratched my head for a moment,
And i thought should I confront those two guys.
So I decided to waited in the bathroom,
With a pool stick right here by my side..

The first guy walk in and I he hit him,
And put out his freaking lights.
The other one walked in and i hit him too,
And now they're both laying side by side..

Chorus
Hey honey where are your two boy friends,
Those two guys that were sitting next to you.
Oh those guys are my two real brothers,
Oh no "Bo" What did you just do..
Darlin I think your bothers had a accident,
With some foreign asian dudes.
Yeah Hun! I think all those little guys were Japanese Ninjas,
Hun they beat your brothers up black and blue..

Verse 3
Hey you guys need a ambulance,
Yeah I seen what happened to you.
They said you two were messing with their girlfriends,
"Hey" what the heck is wrong with you two..

Guys were you messing with their girlfriends,
What do mean you don't have a clue.
Here let's get you two to the hospital,
So you don't remember any of those dudes..

Verse 4
(Their all in a car)
Hey how you guys doing back there,
We will be there really soon.
Hun let's check them in and come back tomorrow,
By then the doctors should have some news..

"Hun" They shouldn't be messing somebody else's girlfriends,
Hell their lucky to be still alive.
Damn you guys are really lucky,
"DAMN" Your lucky to escape with your lifes..

Bridge / Middle Section

Chorus
Hey honey where are your two boy friends,
Those two big dudes sitting by your side.
Those two guys were my real brothers,
They came here to meet you tonight..
Darlin your two bothers just had a accident,
By some foreign asian dudes.
I think they got in a fight with some highly train ninjas,
"Hun" They beat them all up black and blue..

Verse 5
I walked into this fancy gentleman's club,
At around ten forty five.
I looked over and there was my girlfriend,
Sitting between "Two Huge Mustle Bound Guys..

The bar tender served me a shot of Jack Daniels,
With a ice cold bottle of Bud Light.
My girlfriend was sitting right there in the middle,
Of "Two Huge Mustle Bound Guys"..
My girlfriend was sitting right there in the middle,
Of "Two Huge Mustle Bound Guys"
"Two Huge Mustle Bound Guys"

"TWO HUGE MUSTLE BOUND GUYS"

Verse 1
Every night I think about you,
To a point where I can't breathe.
All night long I keep crying and crying,
Where I can barely see..

I wish I could be there with you,
So you can tell me that everything will be alright.
I miss you more now than ever,
I miss you being here by my side..

Verse 2
Every morning I wake up exhausted,
Because you won't leave my mind.
This jail time is getting harder and harder,
Everyday that passes by..

I always think about you,
Cause boy your always on my mind,
I always think about you,
While I'm away doing time..

Chorus
"Always" "Always" "Always"
I always wonder about you.
"Always" "Always" "Always"
I wonder what you might be up too..
I just call home and I'm so freaking angry,
Beause I heard you've been cheating on me everyday.
Your said you would always be faithful,
"Always" "Always" "Always"
You said you would always be faithful,
"Always" "Always" "Always"

Verse 3
Today I spoke to a detective,
Who said he could get me out of here.
He showed me pics of you and your naked girlfriend,
That spoke to me loud and clear..

By the time you read my heart felt letter,
Their be knocking on your freaking door.
Soon you and me will be trading places,
And also their be arresting your little whore..

Bridge/Middle Section

Verse 4
"Him"
Darlin how could you ever do this to me,
I wasn't cheating on you.
Those pics were all phoneys,
Now what the hell am I suppose to do..

Darlin I always think about you,
Girl your always on my mind.
Darlin I'll be thinking about you forever,
Probably until the end of time..

Chorus
"Always" "Always" "Always"
I'll be always wonder about you.
"Always" "Always" "Always"
I heard you even found someone new..
You married that cop that arrested me,
Just the other freaking day.
You promised me you would be mine forever,
"Forever and Always"
Darlin you said you would be mine forever,
"Forever and Always"..
"Always" "Always" "Always"

"ALWAYS"

Verse 1
I've been in this small room forever,
Writing stories of what's happening in this world.
Now there's danger leaking on every corner,
For every man and women, boy or girl..

Verse 2
I've been writing all these horrible stories,
In my small and ugly sad room.
I'll guess I'll be writing about this terrible crap forever,
"In My Little Room Of Doom"..
"In My Little Room Of Doom"

Chorus
It's not safe to be outside anymore,
I've seen people running for their lives.
Every person is trying to live their life to the fullest,
But their only committing unwanted suiside..
I'm so terrified to go outside anymore,
That's why I always stay in my small stuffy room.
I guess I'll be ordering in forever,
"In My Little Room Of Doom"..
In My Little Room Of "Doom"

Verse 3
I've been in this small tiny room forever,
Writing about all the deadly stories I see on the news.
All my stories come from the many news reporters,
Reporting the lies of what our government should do..

Verse 4
What are we going to do about these crazy people,
Who keep slaughtering everyone all around.
I say let's build a big humongous bond fire,
And watch them all slowly burn down..

Chorus
I just don't feel like dying at Walmart,
Just lying dead on their polished floor.
I don't feel like getting killed on the highway,
Just like a piece of road kill lying on the road..

Bridge / Middle Section

Verse 5
No one is safe out there anymore,
That's why I always stay indoors.
People who are trying to live their life to the fullest,
Just ain't coming home anymore..

Chorus
I'm making a plea to everyone,
Please just stay inside of your homes.
Just order in just like I do,
"In My Little Room Of Doom"
Just order online just like I do,
"In My Little Room Of Doom"

I'm making a plea to all the people in the world,
Please just stay inside of your homes.
Just order in just like I do,
"In My Little Room Of Doom",
Just order online just like I do,
"In My Little Room Of Doom"
Just stay inside just like I do,
"IN MY LITTLE ROOM OF DOOM"
"Woo Wooo" "Woo Wooo"
"Woo Woooooo"

The End

"IN MY LITTLE ROOM OF DOOM"

Intro
Verse 1
Hun this town is nothing but trouble,
Since we moved here a year ago.
What do you think about getting out of here,
"Hun" let's just get up and go..

Verse 2
Hun let's go ahead and finish packing,
And let's head down this grassy road.
It goes to "The Town Of SongBay",
They say the town is full of gold..

Chorus
Wow look at all this beautiful scenery,
"Hun" let's camp here for the night.
"Wow" look at the size of those huge thick trees,
And all those big stars in the sky..
Down this grassy road through that opening,
Our old life will finally fade away.
Today it's the start of our new adventure,
To "The Town Of SongBay"..
Today we just started our new adventure,
To "The Town Of SongBay"

Verse 3
"Darlin" they say this town is real magical,
A enchanted village by the bay.
They say miracles really do happen here,
Almost every single day..

Verse 4
High on top of those beautiful mountains,
There's music that plays in the wind.
At night you can even here the words to the music ,
It says "SongBay SongBay SongBay" again and again..

Chorus
Hun just smell the freshness of the ocean air,
What a end to a glorious day,
Darlin I'm so happy that we ended up here on our adventure,
In "The Town Of SongBay"
In "The Town Of SongBay"

Bridge/Middle Section

Verse 5
Hun this town is absolutely just perfect,
I'm so glad we moved here a year ago.
Remember when we got all finished with our packing,
And you said "Hun let's just get up and go"..


Chorus
"Wow" Just look out at that beautiful ocean,
"Wow" What a great ending to a wonderful day.
Darlin thank you for all these new adventures,
Especially in "The Town Of SongBay"
Especially in "The Town Of SongBay"..

"Hun" We Got A New Adventure Coming,
We Got A New Baby On The Way.
IF We're Having A Baby Anywhere,
I'm Glad It's In - -
"The Town Of SongBay"
If We're Having A Baby Anywhere,
I'm Glad It's In - - - -
"THE TOWN OF SONGBAY"

The End

'"THE TOWN OF SONGBAY"

Verse 1
Maggie McKinney had enough of me,
And all my drinking ways
This morning when i got home she was already leaving,
Leaving me right away..

When i woke up she had already taken out all our money,
From the only bank around.
She moved back in with her parents on the east side,
On the rich side of Shanty Town..

Verse 2
She started working at
O'Riley's,
She started working from eight o'clock until dawn,
I went there late in the afternoon to see her,
And later on she let me walked her home..

I said darlin i really miss you,
And we really need you to come back home.
Then old man McKinney pointed his gun out the front window,
And said son "Shouldn't you be moving on"..

Chorus
My Irish eyes were crying while I was walking,
Especially when finally made it home.
My house ain't nothing without her,
It's so sad here to be here all alone ..

Verse 3
For the rest of the week i quit my drinking,
Because we hated to be here all alone.
All our animals were also fussing and crying,
Because they all wanted their momma to come back home..

A few days later I showed up at her work again,
On my knee's and begging her to come back home.
I promised Maggie McKinney i'll quit my drinking forever,
If she promised me to never leave us again all alone..

Verse 4
Maggie McKinney your animals wouldn't leave me alone for a minute,
They were sad all the time.
I fed them all but they wouldn't eat nothing,
All they did was whine and whine and whine..

The whole O'Riley crowd just erupted,
When she hugged me and gave me a kiss.
Drinking was easy to give up forever,
But me not loving her was something i wasn't going to miss..

Chorus
Again my Irish eyes were crying,
When we finely made it home.
All her animals went crazy just seeing her,
They all really miss their mom..

Never again did Maggie McKinney ever leave us,
And i never did i touch the bottle again.
We just celebrated our 50th anniversary,
Our whole family was here and all of our friends..
We just celebrated our 50th anniversary,
Our whole family was here and all of our friends..
"I Love You" "Maggie McKinney",
And again I'm saying it on my knees.
Get up off your knees before you hurt yourself,
No Maggie McKinney come down here with me..

"MAGGIE McKINNEY"


About Me

Bio

I write poems, stories and song lyrics.
All my stories rhyme. In now have written 3200 stories, used for children's books, hit songs and poems, animation cartoons, greeting cards,
online games.For films and animation movies and commercials..
In fact I summited 10 song's resently and got nine recording contracts to record..

CV/History

I have been writing for over 30 years.
But now I'm having the best time of my life. With the internet exploding around the world it's incredible. My company's name is Rhyming Stories And Dreams. I'M BARRY HANNER THE CEO AND FOUNDER NICE TO MEET YOU..

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