Bobby Gray

We are bringin' our skis...to the land of eskimos,
That's where..the buffaloes....can run and play in the snow....
We'll be having fun...in the land of the midnight sun,
You'll be wearing a fur, just this morning it was shot with a gun...I see an eskimo.

Now the
Owner prospered and kept the farm, and just
Placed a sign in front of the barn,
"Stud for Hire..Guaranteed Service, after
Thousands of chickens, the cattle are nervous"...Big Tom

You know, I started thinkin' maybe go back to Jane, that's when she
Talked about the future but I tried to explain, I said
Janie I'll live with you till the cows come home...but
When I take a shower better leave me alone...'cos when the
Radio is loud I wanna be with myself, so when you
Hear me hoot and holler put more soap on the shelf...

Crazy, lazy Jane is not your name, but
You are full of venom just the same,
You can turn the sunshine into raining,
Each and every day with your complaining.

CHORUS
I need more room for my piggies, this flight is taking too long,
Yes, I prayed to the crew "Gotte give me some room...I'll even sit in the john"....

You can tell your ma, you went to Arkansas, and
Won an eatin' contest at a bar,
You ate all the beans, and thirty-four sardines, just
Keep the windows open in the car...

Benny, Benny, made a stromboli,
He made me something that was green as guacamole,
I know you think I never, had one before,
I saw you pick it up, when it fell on the floor....

She exited the plane just like a bat outta hell, she
Couldn't wait to see me and she started to yell, said "I'm a
Slivovitzin' sipper from the land of Slovene...I eat my
Slavic-Russian-Polish food like you've never seen......